fake tits 

Also known as lies. Nobody truly appreciates them, xcept for fools and sluts.

Those aren't implants! Those are lies!

I hate your fake tits.

fake tits by SpeedandWeed September 8, 2006

fake tits mcgraw 

a common female "mcgraw", with large obviously fake breasts

"for fuck sake dougie, fake tits mcgraw has got her baps out again"

As seen in Kavos 2005

fake tits mcgraw by Stuarty boy April 17, 2007

stoner fake tits 

The token weed enthusiast with artificial softball-like breasts.

Erin: Last night I watched a movie with my sister

Jon: Which sister?

Erin: The one we call Stoner Fake Tits

stoner fake tits by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015