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Fake drunk

When someone has had one or two drinks, and they over exaggerate how drunk they actually are, often by saying things like "Wow, I'm just so drunk!", or "Sorry if I'm acting weird right now, I'm just really really drunk!".
"Sally has had two beers, and now she's going around telling everyone how drunk she is... She's such a fake drunk"

"James just called me to say hello from his party. He's fake drunk. He kept apologizing to me for 'drunk calling', but he only had one beer."
by Mr. Schade September 21, 2013
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Fake Drunk Fucker

When someone pretends to be extremely shit face wasted just so they can get laid and have an excuse for fucking such a disgusting ditch pig.
"Man I can't believe I nailed that gross bitch who looks like a troll. I was so beyond wasted."

"Fuck off you liar. Ur such a fake drunk fucker, you knew exactly what you were doing."
by FilthyMan69 June 18, 2007
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facedrunking

When one loses a cellular phone at a party, one must do something to communicate with the outside world. (To tell of how drunk one is) They instead decide to use Facebook to make these regrettable choices.
"heu suizy i kmwo i habe a girlfirne but i wnwnaa bang youj!"

Facedrunking at it's finest.
by joe joe 22 August 19, 2007
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FakeKrunk

FakeKrunk is so cool.
by wacky08 October 20, 2020
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facedrunking

When you come home totally drunk but instead of passing out like you should you write a bunch of embarrassing sh*t on facebook.
Friend: dude, what the hell was with all those comments you left last night? you told me you loved me

Me: dude, i dont know what youre talkin about, i must have been facedrunking
by Classique February 4, 2010
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facedrunking

The act of posting updates on facebook while drunk that one would not post when sober. Similar to drunk texting but out there for the whole world to see.
Just ignore Gabe's rants last night, he was facedrunking
by MBwhocares September 8, 2010
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FACEDRUNKING

THE ACT OF FACEBOOKING WHILE DRUNK,ONLY TO DISCOVER NOTHING YOU DID MAKES SENSE"
LISA WAS FACEDRUNKING LAST NIGHT ONLY TO DISCOVER SHE HAD BEEN WRITING ON HER BOSSES TIMELINE
by LEOJ THE GIRAFFE June 5, 2017
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