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When someone has had one or two drinks, and they over exaggerate how drunk they actually are, often by saying things like "Wow, I'm just so drunk!", or "Sorry if I'm acting weird right now, I'm just really really drunk!".

"Sally has had two beers, and now she's going around telling everyone how drunk she is... She's such a fake drunk"

"James just called me to say hello from his party. He's fake drunk. He kept apologizing to me for 'drunk calling', but he only had one beer."

Fake drunk by Mr. Schade September 21, 2013

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Fake Drunk Fucker

When someone pretends to be extremely shit face wasted just so they can get laid and have an excuse for fucking such a disgusting ditch pig.

"Man I can't believe I nailed that gross bitch who looks like a troll. I was so beyond wasted."

"Fuck off you liar. Ur such a fake drunk fucker, you knew exactly what you were doing."

Fake Drunk Fucker by FilthyMan69 June 18, 2007

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Fake drunk • Fake Drunk Fucker • facedrunking • FakeKrunk • face drunk • fake • fake friend • fake news • fake depression • Fake-up

facedrunking

When one loses a cellular phone at a party, one must do something to communicate with the outside world. (To tell of how drunk one is) They instead decide to use Facebook to make these regrettable choices.

"heu suizy i kmwo i habe a girlfirne but i wnwnaa bang youj!"

Facedrunking at it's finest.

facedrunking by joe joe 22 August 19, 2007

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FakeKrunk

Super cool player on 8b8t

FakeKrunk is so cool.

FakeKrunk by wacky08 October 20, 2020

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facedrunking

When you come home totally drunk but instead of passing out like you should you write a bunch of embarrassing sh*t on facebook.

Friend: dude, what the hell was with all those comments you left last night? you told me you loved me

Me: dude, i dont know what youre talkin about, i must have been facedrunking

facedrunking by Classique February 4, 2010

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facedrunking

The act of posting updates on facebook while drunk that one would not post when sober. Similar to drunk texting but out there for the whole world to see.

Just ignore Gabe's rants last night, he was facedrunking

facedrunking by MBwhocares September 8, 2010

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FACEDRUNKING

THE ACT OF FACEBOOKING WHILE DRUNK,ONLY TO DISCOVER NOTHING YOU DID MAKES SENSE"

LISA WAS FACEDRUNKING LAST NIGHT ONLY TO DISCOVER SHE HAD BEEN WRITING ON HER BOSSES TIMELINE

FACEDRUNKING by LEOJ THE GIRAFFE June 5, 2017

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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