fake ass
some fake ass hoe that says shit like "Waddup nigga" when she's whiter than bleached baby powder and walks around with big ass nails as long as their list of one night stands (long af).
There hair is plastic and is really shiny because its fake (obviously)
has a skirt shorter than the time it took for them to lose their virginity and looks older than their rich druggie parents because of all the makeup everyday.
They usually have two ID card because they look so different without makeup
Everyone pretends to love them but deep down they wish they were dead
usually have silicone ass and tits because they naturally have none
obsessed with fucking mirror selfies half naked and usually are trying so hard to look skinny
thinks that people think they are hot or cute just because they be commenting on their IGs
There hair is plastic and is really shiny because its fake (obviously)
has a skirt shorter than the time it took for them to lose their virginity and looks older than their rich druggie parents because of all the makeup everyday.
They usually have two ID card because they look so different without makeup
Everyone pretends to love them but deep down they wish they were dead
usually have silicone ass and tits because they naturally have none
obsessed with fucking mirror selfies half naked and usually are trying so hard to look skinny
thinks that people think they are hot or cute just because they be commenting on their IGs
look at that fake ass felicia
look at dem fake ass hoes
dem niggas think they black but they fake ass white hoes
look at dem fake ass hoes
dem niggas think they black but they fake ass white hoes
fake ass by haz and jaz August 30, 2017
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fake ass
Fake Ass Hoe
A girl who is selfish and will make everyone's life miserable as long as she is the center of attention. Loves drama.
"Paige lied to my face so she could be the center of attention"
"Don't worry, Hardy is just a fake ass hoe"
"Don't worry, Hardy is just a fake ass hoe"
Fake Ass Hoe by fphforlife January 12, 2017
fake ass people
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THEM , THEY WILL FUCK YOU OVER . THEY WILL USE YOU FOR ALL YOUR GOOD QUALITY'S . ALSO JUST BE YOURSELF, DON'T BE ONE OF THEM . IF THEY GIVE YOU A WEIRD HARD LOOK JUST LAUGH AT THEM AND CALL THEM OUT . DON'T LET THEM TAKE ADVANTAGE , TAKE THE W FROM THEM . FIND THE REAL ONES , BECAUSE NOWADAYS THESE PEOPLE JUST WALK OFF. FUCK EM.
fake ass people by SNAKE CATCHER May 6, 2018
fake ass friend
"foo, that bitch denise is such a fake ass friend! she only comes around when shes tryna score some weed and dont even break you off! other then that that bitch never calls or comes around!
fake ass friend by MS.DRAMA March 1, 2010
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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