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Fairy Dusted 

When you're trying to snort coke off of a hookers ass and she farts and blows it back into your face
Mike: Bro, I was hanging out with this babe last night and she fairy dusted me, bro

Trevor: shoulda punched 'er in 'er fuckin gazers bro
Fairy Dusted by wa ge October 24, 2019
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Fairy-duster

verb, fair-eeduhs-ter to fart a cloud of powder into someone's face. Usually done by sprinkling baby-powder in your ass crack. However, you can be creative; it works with many different powders and also can be done with queefs.
"Dude, last night this girl gave me a fairy dusting I'll never forget!"

"Hey baby get on your knees I'm gonna give you a fairy-duster"
Fairy-duster by P-B-J May 7, 2010

fairy duster 

an uber feminine heterosexual person with a dick that fails at everything they try to do
"Man! You are SUCH a fairy duster! You just got totally rejected by that hot chick because you're too girly! What a fairy duster!"
fairy duster by Qui Qui November 12, 2009

fairydusted 

verb, meaning.. the act of a heterosexual getting sounding beat up by a homosexual
Person A: Did you see Sean get his ass whopped by that gay dude?

Person B: Yes, he was soundly fairydusted.
fairydusted by Jonny Jonas February 9, 2009
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