Failtron 

Failtron is the word for a fail of all fails. No other word to define such a fail.

Girl 1: "I'm back with Samuel"
Girl 2: "...who you broke up with last week?"
Girl 1: "Yeah!"
Girl 2: "LOLOLOLOL FAILTRON"

Failtron by Rapistmode September 29, 2010

Failtronics 

When a robot creates and detonates an EMP (Electro-Magnetic Pulse) device.

"Oh my god. Run! The robot has activated its Failtronics."

Failtronics by Dr. Phil's Conscience September 26, 2009

Faltron

the Polish god of rape.

long ago when a person was raped, it was beleved that Faltron would ascend from the heavens to mend the broken souls. he would destroy the horrible memories of rape. But then his power overcame him

in 1622 there was a young boy named Baltazar was raped by the 107 year old shaman of the town. Baltazar spent 2 yeas crying. all the towns folk got sick of hearing the child. after a strict town meeting, they decided to sacrifice all the animals they could find as a gift for the gods to despose of this child. Zeus heard took there sacrifices but did not do a thing about the child. The polish zues saw this act of crealty and made a vowe to become the god of rape. this was like killing two birds with one stone since the real zues was sueing the polish zues for stealing his name but thats political crap ment for another time. Anyways polsh zues changed his name to faltron and descended from the sky to mend baltazars shattered soul. but faltron was a hormone crazed god and wondered what it could feel like to cause this much pain to one child for his own pleasure. he raped baltazar with his god penis and stole his soul and thus became the all mighty ass ripping.
FALTRON!

Faltron by the all knowing pakigahnistan April 8, 2009

failtroll 

A troll that's too unfunny to simply label an unoriginal troll or an unfunny troll. No,
this troll is astronomically bad. They enter in forums with either the intention of being
offensive and fall short, or they lack responses alltogether. Everyone knows even the
simplest trolls get at least 3 or 4 replies. Not the failtroll. The failtroll gets none
except his/her sockpuppets. Sometimes a failtroll is too ambitious and delusional to
realize no one is biting their crap and proceed to flood and/or spam a message board or
chatroom in order to get some feedback.

Failtroll: OMG I KIK'D A MIDGET TODAY!!!1
Everyone else: *clicks ignore*
Failtroll: Y NOONE REPLY TO MEH?//

failtroll by gdfgdtffghhfghfghfh August 3, 2009

failtrocity 

A failure so epic that, when spoken, it renders the audience speechless, often resulting in disgusted facial expressions and an inability to complete simple tasks or communicate with society for several days.

Man, last night Dill committed a failtrocity in Halo 3. He went -50 in teamslayer. Poor bastard.

failtrocity by CG Viewtiful March 22, 2009

failton 

Failton is a hybrid word consisting of the two words "failure" and "Specialton." This word can be used as an insult for someone who messes up something that is simple.

You know Oliver? He's a right failton at work. He just can't do anything.

failton by Failton June 4, 2018

failtroll 

Someone that is attempting to troll but fails to offend or annoy anyone. Often using statements with failed logic, resulting in them unknowingly insulting themselves. Failtrolls, like 'normal' trolls generally live in dark vile places. IRC and 4chan house the largest populations of failtrolls.

Classic failtroll: "<SilentNinja_> I was gay with your mother lastnight"

failtroll by tripv August 14, 2011