failtrocity

A failure so epic that, when spoken, it renders the audience speechless, often resulting in disgusted facial expressions and an inability to complete simple tasks or communicate with society for several days.

Man, last night Dill committed a failtrocity in Halo 3. He went -50 in teamslayer. Poor bastard.

by CG Viewtiful March 22, 2009

Terminal Failocity

1) When someone is so full of fail they cannot possibly fail any harder.

2) An incurable case of suck deemed fatal.

Guy 1 : That skydivers chute didnt open!
Guy 2: Well he packed it himself, i guess that makes this a case of terminal failocity.

by The Real Zook July 25, 2010

Faptrocity

Adj. The state of a computer being blocked off from so called "fapping" sites to stem the inevitable tide of pornography that can and will permeate every computer known to existence.

Damnit the school computer's blocked. It's a faptrocity I daresay.

by Ravenor December 31, 2009

Maximum Failocity

Fail at it's highest.

Dude, last night me and steven were playing modern warfare 2, and he was 0 kills, 35 deaths. He was totally at maximum failocity.

ex 2.

Dude: Hey Dude, look i'm testing the new million dollar hovering car on the street roads!

* CAR EXPLODES*

Dude 2 : Looks like you hit maximum failocity, my friend.

by BabyMamaDramaTrauma July 20, 2010