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Fuktonium
Fuktonium is produced when corium combines with pro-nuclear bullshit, pro-nuclear horseshit and pro-nuclear batshit plus seawater. (Three kinds of shit that every nuclear facility has in abundance. A fourth is generally provided by academic institutions - chickenshit.) Fuktonium is the element at the center of PLUME GATE.
beach comber A. : Sayonara tidepools, Sayonara fishing industry...
beachcomber B.: It's the FUKTONIUM that's doing it.
beachcomber A .: Not a big mystery is it?
beachcomber B.: There is no mystery its FUKTONIUM
beachcomber B.: It's the FUKTONIUM that's doing it.
beachcomber A .: Not a big mystery is it?
beachcomber B.: There is no mystery its FUKTONIUM
Fuktonium by shut'emdown. March 12, 2020
Related Words
Fagtonium • Fuktonium • Fagatopium • fagatorium • Fagatronium • Faggotonium • Fagtoni • FantoNum • fartonimus • fatorium
Faggotonium
El Jefe: Eyyy hombre, ma namma El Jefe. I found the Faggotonium
Police: You're under arrest for smuggling drugs and now murder
Police: You're under arrest for smuggling drugs and now murder
Faggotonium by BigBickBanny August 28, 2019
Fagatopium
The gayest of the elements.
It is often left out of periodic tables because it can be viewed as offensive.
Can be used to describe a physical attribute of someone or something.
It is often left out of periodic tables because it can be viewed as offensive.
Can be used to describe a physical attribute of someone or something.
Example
Connor: did you here about the new element they discovered?
Dilon: No, what is it?
Connor: It's called Fagatopium but the teacher said she wouldn't put it in or periodic table.
Dilon:Why?
Connor: Cause she thought it was offensive
Dilon:Her periodic table is just like fagatopium, gay.
Connor: did you here about the new element they discovered?
Dilon: No, what is it?
Connor: It's called Fagatopium but the teacher said she wouldn't put it in or periodic table.
Dilon:Why?
Connor: Cause she thought it was offensive
Dilon:Her periodic table is just like fagatopium, gay.
Fagatopium by Fagatopium is gay November 23, 2010
Fuktonium
Noun: Element (Fu) spewing from Fukushima daiichi.
Fuktonium (Fu) is produced when melted nuclear reactors combine with bullshit and seawater.
Fuktonium can be used to describe anything that is FUBAR.
Fuktonium (Fu) is produced when melted nuclear reactors combine with bullshit and seawater.
Fuktonium can be used to describe anything that is FUBAR.
Fuktonium by shut'emdown. January 19, 2020
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