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Fuktonium 

Fuktonium is produced when corium combines with pro-nuclear bullshit, pro-nuclear horseshit and pro-nuclear batshit plus seawater. (Three kinds of shit that every nuclear facility has in abundance. A fourth is generally provided by academic institutions - chickenshit.) Fuktonium is the element at the center of PLUME GATE.
beach comber A. : Sayonara tidepools, Sayonara fishing industry...
beachcomber B.: It's the FUKTONIUM that's doing it.
beachcomber A .: Not a big mystery is it?

beachcomber B.: There is no mystery its FUKTONIUM
Fuktonium by shut'emdown. March 12, 2020

Faggotonium

The rare metal obtained from crushing a gay person with a hydraulic press.
El Jefe: Eyyy hombre, ma namma El Jefe. I found the Faggotonium
Police: You're under arrest for smuggling drugs and now murder
Faggotonium by BigBickBanny August 28, 2019

Fagatopium 

The gayest of the elements.

It is often left out of periodic tables because it can be viewed as offensive.

Can be used to describe a physical attribute of someone or something.
Example

Connor: did you here about the new element they discovered?

Dilon: No, what is it?

Connor: It's called Fagatopium but the teacher said she wouldn't put it in or periodic table.

Dilon:Why?

Connor: Cause she thought it was offensive

Dilon:Her periodic table is just like fagatopium, gay.
Fagatopium by Fagatopium is gay November 23, 2010

Fuktonium 

Noun: Element (Fu) spewing from Fukushima daiichi.

Fuktonium (Fu) is produced when melted nuclear reactors combine with bullshit and seawater.

Fuktonium can be used to describe anything that is FUBAR.
The Pacific Ocean is becoming more Fuktonium every day!

"Did you fill my car with Fuktonium again?"
Fuktonium by shut'emdown. January 19, 2020

fagatorium

a place filled with gays.
This place is a fagatorium
fagatorium by Ben Eiche June 10, 2006
A Fag Instead of an Italian Mobster Fattoni This word
What a little fucking Fagtoni Walking in little high water pants
Fagtoni by Caca February 28, 2005