faggonometry noun
Variant of felaciosophy, dominant usage
felaciosophy
n. Archaic
noun
1. the unnecessary sophomoric study into the
homosexual lifestyle by heterosexuals
2. unsolicited sympathies and pity from hag to fag in a surrogate maternal fashion: As seen in the fag-hag relationship
3. unwanted condescending paradoxical endorsements from nearby
awkward metro-sexual
4. statements of support from empowered and ambitious youths as caveats to misinterpreted
homophobia, in a melodramatic homophilia (not to be mistaken for hemophilia)
Origin: 2004-2005; QB felasiosophie < BK felaciosophia