Fag Football

When a bunch of guys play flag football, but instead of grabbing each other’s flags, you grab each other’s dicks.

Let’s play fag football!

by Yoboimak January 21, 2018

Fag Football

A version of American football where two fully nude teams play with a bar of soap in a communal shower.

I am the leading tackler on my local YMCA fag football team!

by Tom's Brady September 22, 2021

fag football

what we called flag football in gym class. due to the gay little flags used and the lack of hitting involved.

oh, great. we're playing fag football today. this is some lame, gay shit.

by the undying zombie December 10, 2008

Fag football

Like flag football but instead of grabbing flags you grab they ass

It’s funny cause you can’t say it, I can though 😉😘 🏳️ 🌈

Hey wanna play Fag football!?
Flag football?
Uh. Yeeeeeeeah, suuuuuure

by Hampture August 27, 2021

fag football

The act of kicking a homosexual in the testicles.

Billy and I were bored last night, so we went to a gay bar in the city and played us a little "fag football." I wish I'd worn my steel-toe boots.

by Timmy2Legs October 1, 2006

Football Fag

Pretending to like football just to be in a room of grizzly football loving men. You use this time to check out their potential chubby size, and fantasize about touching their butt holes with gardening equipment.

I'm sick of that football fag staring at my junk all the time. Why the fuck does he have gardening sheers with him?

by Sally CrapBasket August 17, 2009

football fag

a man who likes to attack the tight end on and off the field

Did you hear that football fag got Jim in the brown eye last night?

by timmy August 7, 2004