nothing but fags that are COMPLETELY retarded douches that do nothing but flex and talk about alduterating women with their "Big Dicks" when in fact they all have the smallest dicks on earth and the women are all just ugly ass hoes and sluts
John: Hey Bill. Have you seen that show "Jersey Shore"?
Dave: yeah. that show is fag-tarded... all the chicks are hoes and the guys are all douches with small dicks
Dave: yeah. that show is fag-tarded... all the chicks are hoes and the guys are all douches with small dicks
by Katasaurus December 17, 2009
Someone who is obsessed about the book Twilight. They're usually some teenager, but ranges from ages 11-35 (If they're 25+, then they're lonely. Always.) that read Twilight, and now thinks that she (I'm assuming the person's usually a she, since it is where I live.) can get any man she wants, despite the fact that she's fucking batshit insane, fat and or ugly.
Twilight Fag: I still can't believe you haven't readed twilight yet!!!11one
Me: Wow, I would love to read about it, but it's kinda gay, not to mention the fact that I heard that they play baseball in it, vampires don't play baseball, and if they do, it's in the middle of night.
Twilight Fag: Oh my god, you're worthless.
Me: No, you're just some Twilight fag who has a rusty vagina and is lonely.
Twilight Fag goes home, kneels down to Twilight placed on her stand, then chants Satanic prayers.
Me: Wow, I would love to read about it, but it's kinda gay, not to mention the fact that I heard that they play baseball in it, vampires don't play baseball, and if they do, it's in the middle of night.
Twilight Fag: Oh my god, you're worthless.
Me: No, you're just some Twilight fag who has a rusty vagina and is lonely.
Twilight Fag goes home, kneels down to Twilight placed on her stand, then chants Satanic prayers.
by Saustin-KC February 9, 2009
A guitarist who's so insanely good, without ever really trying, that he's obviously compensating for latent homosexual urges. Rarely seen with a girlfriend, despite amazing shredding skills.
Mike: "Matt's an incredible guitarist, so why doesn't he have a girlfriend? The chicks obviously dig him. With skillz like that he outta be getting laid every night!"
Chris: "Matt's gotta be a guitar fag."
Chris: "Matt's gotta be a guitar fag."
by thellandb July 19, 2009
When any number of males, generally 2 - 5 all like one female. So they all try to win her over by acting like dickheads to their other mates (getting violent, trying to bring each other down verbally etc.) They see it as striving to be the alpha male in the group who like her by making their dominance apparent to the other lads that like the girl. None will ever admit defeat but will just keep making arses of themselves. It's proper funny though.
If in the presence of Alpha Fag behaviour, one should scratch ones ear to alert others to the entertainment. But whatever happenes, do not alert the alpha fags, it's funnier that way.
It's only Alpha Fag if the feelings are not returned.
Can also replace "Tig" so whover is on, is the alpha fag.
If in the presence of Alpha Fag behaviour, one should scratch ones ear to alert others to the entertainment. But whatever happenes, do not alert the alpha fags, it's funnier that way.
It's only Alpha Fag if the feelings are not returned.
Can also replace "Tig" so whover is on, is the alpha fag.
Jamie-"Kathys coming round tonight!"
Avery-"Haha great, reckon we'll see Shaun and Tommy Alpha faggin'?"
Jamie-"God man!, What a fucking Alpha fag! Can't he tell she doesn't like him and that hes juut making him self look retarded!!"
Avery- "Whys Jamie scratching his ear? OHH WE GOT SOME ALPHA FAG SHIT GOIN ON!"
Avery-"Haha great, reckon we'll see Shaun and Tommy Alpha faggin'?"
Jamie-"God man!, What a fucking Alpha fag! Can't he tell she doesn't like him and that hes juut making him self look retarded!!"
Avery- "Whys Jamie scratching his ear? OHH WE GOT SOME ALPHA FAG SHIT GOIN ON!"
by BigBird101 August 30, 2007
One who continuesly uses their cell phone for talking, texing, taking pictures, checking the time or just playing with the buttons.
by mza929 November 24, 2007
The strange sexual practice of catching a pigeon and tying it to your penis with string or rope and then throwing it in the air so that when it flys around you get a masochistic sexual thrill. Also known as pigeon jogging, pigeon tugging or pigeon jerking.
by boris the evil bastard August 22, 2006