Whover

Shortened form of whoever.

"Whover did this needs to sort it out now"

by Apologyforandetymologist June 9, 2018

I said whoever threw that paper

An unfinished sentence on a vine made by an angry teacher after one of his students throws a paper airplane across the room, then proceeds to insult the anonymous student’s mother by calling her a hoe

“I sAiD wHoEvEr tHrEw tHaT pApEr, yO mOmS a hOe”

by ThickiNikki56 June 3, 2020

whoberry

Function: noun

Etymology: from the latin whoberrybus nipplus

1 : a hairless nipple

"Damn, that hoe's got a nice set of whoberries!"

or

"Man, I'd sure like to suck on a whoberry right about now..."

by Annna J. December 24, 2008

Whoever Offense

A basketball term made popular by YouTuber “Chris Smoove”. It is when a players defense is so bad you target him every play. Whoever he guards is whoevers gonna score.

“Just run whoever offense on him, his defense sucks”

by Sshsuucfkg July 22, 2021

whorerich

A whorerich describes a woman who lies to the married man she is sleeping with about being on birth control in order to get pregnant in the hopes to get paid, child support.

Don't be a whorerich. Nikki lied to J about being on the pill. Now shes pregnant. Shes such a whorerich. He said the whorerich was "quick and unsatisfying" which is why he ended things. It's a shame for the whorerich to be sooo young and know shes soooo bad in bed.

by bflochick February 24, 2018

Whorer Story

Stories told by women about their sexual adventures. Usually involving anal beads or multiple people.

"Oh my god I have a great Whorer Story. Last night I let some guy put anal beads in my ass. Turns out it was a candy necklace!!!"

by 7O01 September 17, 2011

Social Whooer

One who, when in public, with the help of alcohol and large groups of people, starts to make "WHOOING" noises at the most inane things.

Geoff: Hey, I'm buying drinks for my friends.

Ted: WHOO! SHOTS!

Geoff: Not you, Social Whooer.

by DontLookBackInAnger July 8, 2009