A gay male who has Fag Hag female friends that don't actually respect him and merely use him as a means to passively-aggressively vent their own frustrations and hostilities towards straight males. Typically they are seen as cute and adorable and only capable of talking about cliche, girly topics, thus they are seen more as a emasculated male then as an actual human being by their fag hag friends.
Why does Bobby hang out with those bitches, they don't respect him. He's such a Fag Hag Bitch.
Fag bait bitch is something or someone you call when something doesn't go the way you want it like getting a flat tire, breaking a crystal glass, being late for a meeting OR someone does something annoying to you repeatedly and calling them an asshole just isn't enough!
Deneá was running late for her gynaecologist appointment , and her tire blew out in heavy traffic. Nobody would let her over to the shoulder and her temper was starting to consume her, she yelled in frustration , "FAG BAIT BITCH!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.