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Alpha Fag 

When any number of males, generally 2 - 5 all like one female. So they all try to win her over by acting like dickheads to their other mates (getting violent, trying to bring each other down verbally etc.) They see it as striving to be the alpha male in the group who like her by making their dominance apparent to the other lads that like the girl. None will ever admit defeat but will just keep making arses of themselves. It's proper funny though.

If in the presence of Alpha Fag behaviour, one should scratch ones ear to alert others to the entertainment. But whatever happenes, do not alert the alpha fags, it's funnier that way.

It's only Alpha Fag if the feelings are not returned.

Can also replace "Tig" so whover is on, is the alpha fag.
Jamie-"Kathys coming round tonight!"
Avery-"Haha great, reckon we'll see Shaun and Tommy Alpha faggin'?"

Jamie-"God man!, What a fucking Alpha fag! Can't he tell she doesn't like him and that hes juut making him self look retarded!!"

Avery- "Whys Jamie scratching his ear? OHH WE GOT SOME ALPHA FAG SHIT GOIN ON!"
Alpha Fag by BigBird101 September 7, 2007

alpha-faggot 

Brace yourself. Alpha-faggot is a relationship type refers to a consensual subculture/fetish in which a a dominant male (the alpha) treats a submissive male (the faggot) in a manner purposefully designed by both parties to denigrate the "faggot" and exalt the "alpha." It draws on a notion of male hierarchy similar to patriarchal views--that there are some men who are inherently superior as a matter of biology (similar to the view that men are inherently, biologically superior to women). This means that "alphas" come out on top of the hierarchy with "faggots" as little more than objects to be used. Often it diverts the stigma that attaches to masculine tops who get paid by wealthy bottoms to have sex with those bottoms. For example, instead of applying a social stigma to the "gay for pay" top, the alpha-faggot fetish would exalt the alpha's ability to exploit thirsty "cash faggots."
Alpha: "Worthless pussyboy cash faggots like you were made to get slapped, spit on, fucked in your pussies, deepthroated, and forced to drink alpha piss by alphas like me."

Faggot: "I was born inferior--destined to be locked in an alpha-faggot relationship in which my alpha uses me in whatever way pleases him."
alpha-faggot by db4264 August 8, 2017

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026