Faflete

Describing a person that wears activewear to look like an athlete but actually does hardly anything (except Faf around at the gym wearing noise cancelling headphones and looking at their phone)

More of a faflete than an athlete. That dude, yeah total faflete

Faflete by T Willy Wilson May 12, 2026

Fatlete 

A professional athlete or non professional athlete that is quite large in stature

That football player is huge but one great fatlete.

Fatlete by FunMom May 20, 2011

fatlete 

A middle aged man, who is overweight and out of shape, who won't shut up talking about what an athlete he was in high school.

Walter: "Erez, your just jealous because I ran the 100 meter dash in 10 seconds flat, was an all american wide receiver and got all the chicks"
Erez: "Dude, bullshit! You're just a fatlete!"

fatlete by guiness2 May 25, 2011

Fatlete 

A person who claims to be an athlete, but is in fact covered with a dubious layer of fat rather than the muscle you'd expect them to have.

'Why is he so chubby..? I thought we were watching the Olympics, not the Teletubbies!'
'...Should have gone to SpecSavers mate. He's just a fatlete, that's all.'

Fatlete by datstudentlife October 31, 2015

Fatlete 

Former high school or college student who was an athlete, kept up his eating habits and got fat.

Wow, Diego Maradona and Charles Barkley really turned into fatletes. I'd better change my eating habits after I stopped playing.

Fatlete by ursa minor April 14, 2014

Fatlete 

An athlete who is overly invested in as a child, but during their teenage years loses interest and gains a substantial amount of weight.

“Timmy’s a fatlete, he was so good at soccer.”

“Yeah I know, now he’s a fat piece of shit”

Fatlete by Cliffski November 21, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022