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faculty brat 

The child of a teacher, when both the child and parent attend/work at the same school.
Billy stayed at school 'till 7 'cause he's a faculty brat.
faculty brat by why-it July 20, 2008

Willy Storage Facility

A vaginal cavity.
Labby saw the beauty of the man before her and said to Genny, "I want him inside my willy storage facility! I just want him to electrocunt me."

Flee the facility 

A rly fun game on roblox. You have to hide from the beast if ur a survivor and u have to capture all the survivors of ur the beast
I couldn’t stop playing flee the facility the other day. It’s so addicting
Flee the facility by hamburger2020 November 26, 2020

faculty fuck

When a member of a schools faculty, normally a teacher, has sex with a student. The student receives a faculty fuck
Ryan banged the hot math teacher and in doing so earned his first faculty fuck

Facility Tranquility 

The desired period of solitude and quietness when in a public restroom enabling oneself to release the bowels uninterrupted and unfettered.
I couldn’t snap my deuce this morning until I got some facility tranquility. It was like grand central station in the shitter for ten minutes.

Faculty Park 

To do something amazing, normally at the expense of someone else.
"Luisa just faculty parked on this party with a bottle of patron."
Faculty Park by Razi Ali January 1, 2012
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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