Facteau

A French Canadian sex machine with a penchant for squirrel porn, buggery, and hot marmalade.

That Facteau is AWESOME! I wish I had one.

by Master of all Creation August 15, 2008

Fateau

The fat threshold you reach and never surpass.

"Hey Mark, I can eat whatever I want now, I've reached my fateau."

by icwish May 31, 2009

Fateau

While you're in the process of losing weight but have hit a stopping point or a plateau but are still fatter then you'd like to be.

I'm going to have to change up my workouts, I've hit a fateau and don't seem to be losing anymore.

by TheNeely August 2, 2012

Fecteau

(Fecteau not Facteau)

The act of fucking a golf ball machine while being next to a river.

Dad's daughter- "Daddy what is that old man doing next to that river?"
Dad- "Oh sweetheart... that's called Fecteau"

by Bobby Leitcher April 26, 2022

fatteau

similar to the condition "fupa," fatteau describes a stomach, which, although remains flat at the top, protrudes into the shape of a platteau

she looks hot from the front, but turn her sideways, and she's got a flabby fatteau.

by miss muffin July 13, 2003

FATEAU

Reaching the highest weight you've ever weighed. A play on the word plateau. This may be a positive or negative connotation.

This year during the holidays I've reached a new fateau of 243 pounds by eating chocolate dipped butter squares.

by EXITNOONE December 22, 2010