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Facteau

A French Canadian sex machine with a penchant for squirrel porn, buggery, and hot marmalade.
That Facteau is AWESOME! I wish I had one.
by Master of all Creation August 15, 2008
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Fateau

The fat threshold you reach and never surpass.
"Hey Mark, I can eat whatever I want now, I've reached my fateau."
by icwish May 31, 2009
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Fateau

While you're in the process of losing weight but have hit a stopping point or a plateau but are still fatter then you'd like to be.
I'm going to have to change up my workouts, I've hit a fateau and don't seem to be losing anymore.
by TheNeely August 2, 2012
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Fecteau

(Fecteau not Facteau)

The act of fucking a golf ball machine while being next to a river.
Dad's daughter- "Daddy what is that old man doing next to that river?"
Dad- "Oh sweetheart... that's called Fecteau"
by Bobby Leitcher April 26, 2022
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fatteau

similar to the condition "fupa," fatteau describes a stomach, which, although remains flat at the top, protrudes into the shape of a platteau
she looks hot from the front, but turn her sideways, and she's got a flabby fatteau.
by miss muffin July 13, 2003
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FATEAU

Reaching the highest weight you've ever weighed. A play on the word plateau. This may be a positive or negative connotation.
This year during the holidays I've reached a new fateau of 243 pounds by eating chocolate dipped butter squares.
by EXITNOONE December 22, 2010
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