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The fat threshold you reach and never surpass.
"Hey Mark, I can eat whatever I want now, I've reached my fateau."
Fateau by icwish May 31, 2009
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While you're in the process of losing weight but have hit a stopping point or a plateau but are still fatter then you'd like to be.
I'm going to have to change up my workouts, I've hit a fateau and don't seem to be losing anymore.
Fateau by TheNeely August 2, 2012
A French Canadian sex machine with a penchant for squirrel porn, buggery, and hot marmalade.
That Facteau is AWESOME! I wish I had one.
Facteau by Master of all Creation August 15, 2008
Reaching the highest weight you've ever weighed. A play on the word plateau. This may be a positive or negative connotation.
This year during the holidays I've reached a new fateau of 243 pounds by eating chocolate dipped butter squares.
FATEAU by EXITNOONE December 22, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026