Facekini

Invented by Zhang Shifan in 2012, the facekini is essentially what you think it is: a bikini for your face. It’s a mask designed for swimmers and beachgoers which covers the head and reveals only the eyes, nose, and mouth. It quickly turned into a fashion trend despite its original use for protecting one’s face from the sun and irritants (because why not).

It’s summer, time to get my face in shape for my new facekini.

by Sickomonster June 23, 2023

Facekini

Those things that make Asian swimmers look like Luchadors.

I went to the pool and saw this group of people with these things on. I asked, “Wtf is that, Jeff?!?” Thankfully, my buddy, Jeff is an Asian fetishist. He told, “Haha, bro! That’s a facekini! Asian swimmers wear them. It’s also the name of my favorite hentai.”

by unskilled sleeper July 18, 2023

facemining

The practice of full-on, extreme searching for friends to add on Facebook, or other online social networks. It is especially appropriate when the search becomes obsessive in nature or solely for the purpose of boosting one's friend count.

e.g., a status update reading, "Jimbo is up too late facemining for old classmates."

by MooseEyes March 16, 2009

faceknife

Verb describing your reaction to something so profoundly idiotic that it makes you want to knife yourself in the face to block out the unbelievable stupidity you are faced with. A form of "facepalm" taken to the extreme.

"Derperton asked what state Montreal was in the other day. What a dumbass."

"Wow...faceknife."

by Frickermann June 21, 2012

Facelining

v)The act of leaving excess foundation on the side of your face, leaving a very visible difference in color between your head and the neck down, making your face to seem more tanner and leaving an outline around your face.

I did not inform my freind of her facelining acts because of my secret she had let leak out a month ago.

by Carmen Fernandez February 23, 2009