Facekini 

Invented by Zhang Shifan in 2012, the facekini is essentially what you think it is: a bikini for your face. It’s a mask designed for swimmers and beachgoers which covers the head and reveals only the eyes, nose, and mouth. It quickly turned into a fashion trend despite its original use for protecting one’s face from the sun and irritants (because why not).

It’s summer, time to get my face in shape for my new facekini.

Facekini by Sickomonster June 23, 2023

Facekini 

Those things that make Asian swimmers look like Luchadors.

I went to the pool and saw this group of people with these things on. I asked, “Wtf is that, Jeff?!?” Thankfully, my buddy, Jeff is an Asian fetishist. He told, “Haha, bro! That’s a facekini! Asian swimmers wear them. It’s also the name of my favorite hentai.”

Facekini by unskilled sleeper July 18, 2023

faceknife 

Verb describing your reaction to something so profoundly idiotic that it makes you want to knife yourself in the face to block out the unbelievable stupidity you are faced with. A form of "facepalm" taken to the extreme.

"Derperton asked what state Montreal was in the other day. What a dumbass."

"Wow...faceknife."

faceknife by Frickermann June 21, 2012