faceknife

Verb describing your reaction to something so profoundly idiotic that it makes you want to knife yourself in the face to block out the unbelievable stupidity you are faced with. A form of "facepalm" taken to the extreme.

"Derperton asked what state Montreal was in the other day. What a dumbass."

"Wow...faceknife."

faceknife by Frickermann June 21, 2012

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/faceknee

When someone attempts a dance far beyond his current dancing skill status and swings his knee upward at the same time as his face downward and proceeds to knee himself in the face.

"Atsu totally tried a lame dance and /faceknee'd himself!"

/faceknee by Dankles February 26, 2008

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faceknife • Facelife • /faceknee • Facenize

Facenize

To recognize a person or people you know only tangentially through Facebook photo albums, including albums of those you don't know, but have access to because friends are tagged.

When I walked out of the restaurant on Ontario Street, I Facenized that dude from that Bonnaroo photo album. I almost said "hi", but I forgot that I don't actually know him.

Facenize by midgeylou August 6, 2009

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Facelife

A person's activeness within the social network Facebook.com Games, Friends, Posts ect..

"How's your facelife?" "Kelly has a very active facelife" "Tim has no Facelife" as in doesn't have a profile yet

Facelife by TheDadFather November 19, 2010

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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