faceknife

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Verb describing your reaction to something so profoundly idiotic that it makes you want to knife yourself in the face to block out the unbelievable stupidity you are faced with. A form of "facepalm" taken to the extreme.

"Derperton asked what state Montreal was in the other day. What a dumbass."

"Wow...faceknife."

faceknife by Frickermann June 21, 2012

Words you can keep

/faceknee

When someone attempts a dance far beyond his current dancing skill status and swings his knee upward at the same time as his face downward and proceeds to knee himself in the face.

"Atsu totally tried a lame dance and /faceknee'd himself!"

/faceknee by Dankles February 26, 2008

Related Words

faceknife • Facelife • /faceknee • Facenize • Face Knickers • fuck knife

Facenize

To recognize a person or people you know only tangentially through Facebook photo albums, including albums of those you don't know, but have access to because friends are tagged.

When I walked out of the restaurant on Ontario Street, I Facenized that dude from that Bonnaroo photo album. I almost said "hi", but I forgot that I don't actually know him.

Facenize by midgeylou August 6, 2009

Facelife

A person's activeness within the social network Facebook.com Games, Friends, Posts ect..

"How's your facelife?" "Kelly has a very active facelife" "Tim has no Facelife" as in doesn't have a profile yet

Facelife by TheDadFather November 19, 2010

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026