Verb describing your reaction to something so profoundly idiotic that it makes you want to knife yourself in the face to block out the unbelievable stupidity you are faced with. A form of "facepalm" taken to the extreme.
by Frickermann June 21, 2012
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by Dankles February 26, 2008
Get the /faceknee mug.To recognize a person or people you know only tangentially through Facebook photo albums, including albums of those you don't know, but have access to because friends are tagged.
When I walked out of the restaurant on Ontario Street, I Facenized that dude from that Bonnaroo photo album. I almost said "hi", but I forgot that I don't actually know him.
by midgeylou August 6, 2009
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"Tim has no Facelife" as in doesn't have a profile yet
by TheDadFather November 19, 2010
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