faceknife

Verb describing your reaction to something so profoundly idiotic that it makes you want to knife yourself in the face to block out the unbelievable stupidity you are faced with. A form of "facepalm" taken to the extreme.

"Derperton asked what state Montreal was in the other day. What a dumbass."

"Wow...faceknife."

faceknife by Frickermann June 21, 2012

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/faceknee

When someone attempts a dance far beyond his current dancing skill status and swings his knee upward at the same time as his face downward and proceeds to knee himself in the face.

"Atsu totally tried a lame dance and /faceknee'd himself!"

/faceknee by Dankles February 26, 2008

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faceknife • Facelife • /faceknee • Facenize

Facenize

To recognize a person or people you know only tangentially through Facebook photo albums, including albums of those you don't know, but have access to because friends are tagged.

When I walked out of the restaurant on Ontario Street, I Facenized that dude from that Bonnaroo photo album. I almost said "hi", but I forgot that I don't actually know him.

Facenize by midgeylou August 6, 2009

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Facelife

A person's activeness within the social network Facebook.com Games, Friends, Posts ect..

"How's your facelife?" "Kelly has a very active facelife" "Tim has no Facelife" as in doesn't have a profile yet

Facelife by TheDadFather November 19, 2010

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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