1.The creepiest way to talk to someone on facebook.
2.If you are desperate to talk to someone you use this to talk to them
3.When you don't have the person's phone number or screen name. you use this because he/she clearly does not feel comfortable giving you their personal information
2.If you are desperate to talk to someone you use this to talk to them
3.When you don't have the person's phone number or screen name. you use this because he/she clearly does not feel comfortable giving you their personal information
by shaamantha April 27, 2009
Get the Facebook Im mug.Glorifying your life by creating it to be something it is not through staged pictures, posts, and statuses. Faking your life and not being authentic about your feelings and situation on social media.
She and her boyfriend broke up. She has been crying for two weeks even though she posts like her life is great. She is the queen of facebook image crafting
Have you seen him? He facebook image crafts like he is at the gym every day, but that dude is fat.
Have you seen him? He facebook image crafts like he is at the gym every day, but that dude is fat.
by MamaS September 17, 2013
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The act of absolute intolerance of excessive Facebook usage.
i.e., posting more than 3 updates a day, Facebook Stalking, uploading numerous pictures of your monotonous daily activity, being a Facebook Drama Queen, obsessive application usage, Facebook Creeping, and taking too many useless quizzes.
Facebook Impatience usually results in a speedy Facebook Murder without hesitation.
i.e., posting more than 3 updates a day, Facebook Stalking, uploading numerous pictures of your monotonous daily activity, being a Facebook Drama Queen, obsessive application usage, Facebook Creeping, and taking too many useless quizzes.
Facebook Impatience usually results in a speedy Facebook Murder without hesitation.
Marky has a severe case of Facebook Impatience. I took the "What's you Favorite Position" quiz, and posted 4 status updates today, and he dropped me like a hot potato!
by OMMMM NOM NOM NOM March 15, 2010
Get the Facebook Impatience mug.The internet's comeback to first impressions, the 'facebook impression' is the opinion of yourself created by your facebook page, through groups, quotations, political views, etc. It has become increasingly relevant in an age where people creep online before meeting others in real life. MAKE A GOOD ONE!
Bill's in a pro-hunting group and his political views say "Fuck Fags"... I don't know if like him after that facebook impression.
by Fredrickss January 18, 2010
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Cappie: " yeah she has a bad case of IFD- impulsive Facebook disorder"
Cappie: " yeah she has a bad case of IFD- impulsive Facebook disorder"
by CKB1116 March 2, 2017
Get the IFD- Impulsive Facebook Disorder mug.When someone does something on Facebook just to make a point, or have everyone else see it. Can be done by a status, or joining of a group. Usually not a direct comment or wall post.
Facebook news feed: Brain just became a fan of "Harvard Business School Class of 2014"
Carlos: Man, Brain is such an asshole, he just wants everyone to see that and rub it in their face. He's just conspicuous facebooking like always.
Status: Meg just got a 2400 on her SAT!
Julie: Meg is such a jerk, everyone knows she's a fucking genius, why does she have to gloat all the time?
Carlos: Man, Brain is such an asshole, he just wants everyone to see that and rub it in their face. He's just conspicuous facebooking like always.
Status: Meg just got a 2400 on her SAT!
Julie: Meg is such a jerk, everyone knows she's a fucking genius, why does she have to gloat all the time?
by WCvolv April 3, 2010
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A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"
B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."
B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."
by Ssstttuarrrrt January 16, 2011
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