Faceboob Friend 

Adding or keeping a friend on Facebook strictly for the purpose of viewing their cleavage shot photos.

I haven't seen this girl in years. I hardly know her anymore. But damn what a rack. she can be My Faceboob Friend.

Faceboob Friend by you really don't wanna know October 27, 2020

Facebook "Friend" 

A "friend" on facebook whom you added after meeting for a brief period of time. A friend of a friend of a friend, someone you met at a bar, or just a random acquaintance who happened to add you. You rarely, if ever speak to this person.

"Why are 90% of my friends Facebook friends? Who the hell is (XXX)?"

"Who is (XXX)? Oh yeah, I talked to her once at the bar... great, another Facebook "friend""

A: "Who's this (XXX) person? I think talked to her once in my Biology 302 class."
B: "Bam, Facebook "friend!""

Facebook "Friend" by SimpsonsFanatic August 7, 2009

facebook friend

A friend on facebook but not in real life.

Your my facebook friend, not my real friend

facebook friend by facebookwhore September 3, 2006

Facebook Friend Request Purgatory 

the act of neither confirming nor ignoring friend requests of those that I full well know and remember, but who have thrown me even the SLIGHTEST bit of shade in the past. I instead leave them to linger for days, weeks and sometimes a full month in 'friend request purgatory'--for punishment... and purification--before finally accepting their requests and welcoming them into "heaven" (i.e. my friend list)

Did your ex boyfriend friend request you? He's on Facebook now.

Yes girl, I have him locked away in Facebook friend request purgatory, to give him time to think about his choices and hopefully make better ones in the future.

Facebook Friend Request Purgatory by mskimisfierce May 13, 2010

Facebook friend

A person who you have as a friend on Facebook, but who you have no contact with in the real world.

John and Mary are such Facebook friends, they barely know each other in person.

Facebook friend by Alexandrine G. June 3, 2011

facebook friend stealer 

A person on facebook who goes to ALL your friends and befriends them. You notice this when suddenly he or she has 36 friends in common and you don't even know the person!

I noticed that Matthew stole all my buds on facebook what a facebook friend stealer and asshole.

facebook friend stealer by ReyMon! March 10, 2011

Facebook "Friend" 

A person you have met once, goes to your school or has a close relationship with you.
Most Facebook friends are people you aren't really friends with and are just people who go to your school and you've found by typing in school name and adding everyone as a "friend".
If you have 600+ Facebook friends, seriously, think about removing some.
Some bitchy sluttish girls tell you every day you need to improve Facebook friend numbers to make you more popular, especially if you are a boy.

Wow! I have 572 friends! Wait, who the f*ck is (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah, they go to my school! What about (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah! I met them once in the shopping mall! Oooh! Someone I know through Dad! I'll add them as a Facebook "Friend".

Facebook "Friend" by Alexander_Banks November 16, 2011