FaceTable

FaceTable is a "social school" network utility designed for students to share their timetables online with friends

Jim: "Hey John, Have you signed up for facetable yet?"
John: "Whats that?"
Jim ":O"

by CASTU245463 March 18, 2011

facet

1 one of several parts of someone's charater, situation etc; aspect
2 one of the flat surfaces of a precious stone

I believe we have just discussed every facet of the problem.

by Ewelina May 24, 2007

Facetable

A more extreme version of facepalm; with the forehead hitting a table (or the like) instead of a palm. Can be used as personal or indirect.

1. Used to show extreme displeasure at a statement or memory, causing sadness and limpness.

2. Used to show a violent action towards another person due to stupidity.
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1. Mother: "How was your first day of school?"
Son: *Facetable* "meh, don't ask.."

2. Guy#1: "That's what she said!"

Guy#2: "...No." *facetables Guy#1*

by Lince September 10, 2009

Facet

To be extremely camp, and enjoy your bum hole being exposed to massive penis.

Famm, you are a fucking FACET, just like that FACET Toxin, kmt getting Jigged up like that on a madness.

by ohStokesy August 14, 2019

Slow faceted

One who don't catch on as quickly as others .. motor running no driver. Wheels spinning no hampster.. honk the horn wind shield whippers come on.

Don't worry about him he's slow faceted

by Grandprairieballou June 08, 2017

tri-facet

tri-facet

noun

Refers to the three erratic properties or attributes which influence the social group when participating in the election process of a political disposition. The mentioned properties consist of the following three attributes;

a; Irrational

b; Impulse

c; Hysteria

tri-facet best describes when the majority of voters who partake in the voting process, in most part when casting their vote for a candidate, are influenced by irrational, impulsive combustions of mass hysteria. As opposed to any true level of rationalized contemplation or logic.

by Baron Neville June 17, 2017

Facetator

A person who tunes in regularly to watch a Facebook Live show.

Holy moly look at how many Facetators we have watching us right now?

by SolidHaiti.Tv July 01, 2017