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Facetable 

A more extreme version of facepalm; with the forehead hitting a table (or the like) instead of a palm. Can be used as personal or indirect.

1. Used to show extreme displeasure at a statement or memory, causing sadness and limpness.

2. Used to show a violent action towards another person due to stupidity.
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1. Mother: "How was your first day of school?"
Son: *Facetable* "meh, don't ask.."

2. Guy#1: "That's what she said!"

Guy#2: "...No." *facetables Guy#1*
Facetable by Lince September 9, 2009
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FaceTable 

FaceTable is a "social school" network utility designed for students to share their timetables online with friends
Jim: "Hey John, Have you signed up for facetable yet?"
John: "Whats that?"
Jim ":O"
FaceTable by CASTU245463 April 4, 2011
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FaceTube 

Fictional online website a supposedly internet-ignorant person imagines everybody in cyberspace to be on all the time. Always used with "the". Possibly invented by Craig Ferguson. (Obviously, a combination of Facebook and YouTube.)
Craig Ferguson: Kids today don't know how to make a life-like corpse out of old sweaters. Nowadays they just download their corpse out of the Google or the FaceTube or something...
FaceTube by Logastella July 7, 2008

Fartable 

Being able to fart and any time or place without care or appreciation of embarrassment or shame.
Jim was a fartable sort: so talented in flatulence on demand yet without the ability to appreciate reproach or judgement as to his offense.
Fartable by Chuckman November 29, 2019

facetalk 

excessive talk about www.facebook.com
may overpower other topics
"enough with all this facetalk....lets go to the mission!"
facetalk by carlos514 October 14, 2007

Fadeable 

a person, thing or situation that is so outrageous it cannot be handled or controlled.
Taylor: what's the weather like today?
Kevin: my phone said the lowest was going to be 95 degrees!
Taylor: ugh, I'm so sick of this heat, it's not even fadeable!!!
Fadeable by OptimusKevin October 26, 2011

Faceballer 

Faceballer: When a football fan, also a Facebook user, makes minute by minute posts or commentaries on Super Bowl Sunday. From commercials to touchdowns, users provide a play by play sound bite for other users. Some smack talk is to be expected when a faceballer is logged on to Facebook. A superfaceballer is one who does this on Super Bowl Sunday.
Jamie is a superfaceballer; she roots for Greenbay and puts down the Steelers.
Faceballer by zmommybear February 24, 2011
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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