Face-Sad 

The act of becoming sad and/or depressed when viewing pictures on Facebook where all the people seem to be having fun and you're sitting at home...on Facebook.

Was checking out my ex on Facebok yesterday. She's always going out partying and having fun without me, it made me Face-Sad.

Face-Sad by Jarlso October 21, 2010

Resting sad face 

The appearance of sadness or sorrow in ones face while at rest, despite not feeling unhappy.

For example: Keanu Reeves, park bench.

"What's wrong? Smile!"
"Nothing is wrong, this is my face"
"Oh really? You have resting sad face"

Resting sad face by Batattack October 29, 2014

sad face 

Something bad went your way

Billy said, "sad face" as he lost the game.

sad face by zack July 10, 2004

Sad Face 

A sad face is an expression used in electronic communication such as texting and emails to convey an emotion without using an emoticon. Nevertheless, caution should be used when interpreting this term due to wide range of emotions that may be attached to it. It could mean "sad face" as in "I pouted for half a second" or it could mean "sad face" as in "I'm broken hearted beyond belief." "Sad face" is tied with "I am" for the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

He thought she was joking when she texted him "Sad face" but then she threw herself off of a cliff and he always blamed himself for her suicide.

Sad Face by Nightofultimatefrisbee August 12, 2009

uber sad face 

Really really big sad face

D':
when the girl said we couldnt go out i had a uber sad face

uber sad face by Djieos April 11, 2009

sad face 

Sad Face; plural, Sad Faces

- Adjective

A female, typically but not always a member of the Jewish faith, raised or residing in the mid-Atlantic region of the United States. Predominant characteristics include brown hair, moderate height, a body mass index of 20 and a particular set of common facial characteristics. Although the majority of sad faces hail from affluent suburbs, they are also found in major cities such as New York and Philadelphia. Universities such as Emory, George Washington and the University of Pennsylvania frequently serve as finishing schools for sad faces, instilling in them the tribal culture and value system necessary for adherence to social norms, as well as a selection process for potential mates (see also: meat stick). While not an ironclad requirement, a discreet level of sexual promiscuity is a common trait.

1) I love the summertime! Hey Leroy, have you seen all the sad faces parading around Murray Hill?

2) Yo have you met Horace'€™s buddy Lance? He'€™s hysterical; he goes on JDate and hammers a different sad face every night of the week

3) Dude I'€™m so mangled! I was creeping last week and I think some sad face dimed me out to my girl

4) Happy: Look at her! Pappy: I'm not really into that whole sad face thing

sad face by jaavug October 16, 2008

sad face 

A sudden and extreme need or desire to defecate. Sensations of despair and hopelessness prevail over all other emotions, dampening out any joy or laughter that may be surrounding the person afflicted, thus resulting in a sad face. Relieved only by the timely use of the latrine. Typically occurs after nicotine is introduced into the body.

Dude, we gotta go home now! I got sad face bad.

sad face by Steve L. September 1, 2008