A technique used to lure someone out of Facebook hiding. A 'Friend' starts a random conversation (on your Facebook homepage) about why you aren't ever on Facebook anymore. The conversation usually ends up attracting attention from drive by squatters who drop off their own little gems of wit and humor.
Dude, I've been off Facebook and productive for months. I have a Face Squatter that is gaining traction, but there is no way I'm going to respond.
She copped a squat on my face and now others are squatting too!
She copped a squat on my face and now others are squatting too!
by Sceuro June 4, 2010
Get the Face Squatter mug.A person that enforces their dominant role in sex by squatting over the face of their laying down partner to receive oral sex.
I had a great time with Suzie last night -she is into the Femdom role with me these days and facesquatted me until she orgasmed three times-my tongue is still sore.
by busterboner November 27, 2009
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