Spider face - A description of a person who has a haggered or extreemly wrinkled face. To be used also as a random insult but more generally as an insult to an ugly or old person.
Yo dude, check out Paul Mc Cartney, look at his fucking spider face yo! Dude looks fucking haggered!

Yo dude, you totally fucked that spider face whore last night she was rough like the badgers arse!
by Gmac2k9 November 2, 2009
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being high enough to where you feel things on your face (or body) that aren't there
"I keep moving my hair away from my face but it's still there"
"No, it's not. Dude you got spider face syndrome."
by angiebaby19 January 24, 2019
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Microscopic parasites that live on the face and in hair follicles. Thousands. We all have 'em.
You can scrub for the rest of your life but you'll never get the Face Spiders off.
by Clara Fication June 5, 2016
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