facation

Calling in sick when you are not actually sick

I have to work this Friday, but I'm thinking about taking a facation.

by Fenyx07 September 6, 2009

Facation

A lie used to get out of a certain job, a fake vacation.

"Due to my facation, I couldn't attend the dance this year."

by Redvines_what_can't_they_do January 12, 2013

facation

A trip to visit relatives extending beyond one day. Literally "fake vacation." Not to be confused with the term "vacation" which may include relaxation and/or solitude.

During our facation to Seattle, we stayed with my sister-in-law. The kids loved playing with their cousins. Phew, I'm ready to get back to work for some recovery.

by willro January 16, 2008

Facation

Taking a break from facebook for an extended period of time.

Ben, where've you been? I haven't seen you on here in a while.
Oh, I was becoming such a douche being addicted to talking to old people I have little to do with. I needed a facation.

by PHDUnkard August 13, 2009

Facation

When you write down taking vacation at work, but still end up working anyway

I am supposed to be off work, but I am on a facation today

by eag_fncc October 10, 2021

faycation

A vacation where you spend time every day logging in to email and checking voice mail. "fake" + "vacation" = "faycation"

Melanie went away to Aruba for a week, but she spent hours each day working during her faycation.

by chicagodom April 10, 2009

red faction

Great game. takes place in the future. can blow up pretty much anything.

Red Faction Intro:
Mars... I always thought of it as a romantic place, a planet of mystery and adventure.
I came here 6 months ago thinking it would be an escape from earth.
I wanted some time to think, to figure out what to do with my life.
A year in the Ultor mines seemed like a great way to straiten myself out... man was I a fool.

Life in the mines is hell. I haven't had a minute to myself since I got here.
You’re jammed 8 to a room; time sharing your bunks... conditions are barley livable.
And the guards are everywhere. Ultor doesn't care if we live or die.
We’re at the breaking point.

And then there's the plague killing off miners left and right.
When the man next to you dies before your eyes and your turn can come any minute.... it freaks you out.
No one knows where it came from or how to cure it.... or at least the miners don’t know.

Someone named EOS is putting up pamphlets in the barracks, claiming that Ultors' responsible for the plague.
The pamphlets urge minors to be ready for a revolt against Ultor.
A lot of miners are muttering, but nothing's come of it yet.

As bad as things are in the barracks, they're brutal down in the mines.
You spend 10 hours drenched in your own sweat in the envirosuit, grinding away at rock walls.
The guards make sure you work the whole shift... they enjoy their work way too much.
You get out of the driller after your shift is over and all you've done is dig yourself in a little deeper...
I don't know how long I can keep doing this...

by sensfan19_15 May 19, 2007