Fabulous!
Two ladies sitting on a bench. The first one says: "My husband is so wonderful! For my birthday, he bought me the most beautiful car! It's solid gold! It gleams in the sun so brightly that it blinds everybody around, so I keep it in my garage."
The second one says: "Fabulous!"
The first one goes on: "And for our anniversary, he bought me a diamond ring that's so big I can hardly lift it! So I keep it in my jewelry box at home!"
And the second one says: "Fabulous!"
..."And for Mother's Day, he bought me a platinum tiara that sparkles so bright nobody can stand to look at it! So I keep it in a hatbox."
Again: "Fabulous!"
..."And for Christmas, he bought me a fur coat that's so warm and fluffy that I can hardly carry it, it's so heavy, so I keep it in my closet until it gets really cold!"
"Fabulous!"
"So, what did your husband get for you?"
"Well, my husband arranged for me to go to Charm School."
"Charm School? What's that?"
"That's where I learned to say 'Fabulous!' instead of BULLSHIT!"
The second one says: "Fabulous!"
The first one goes on: "And for our anniversary, he bought me a diamond ring that's so big I can hardly lift it! So I keep it in my jewelry box at home!"
And the second one says: "Fabulous!"
..."And for Mother's Day, he bought me a platinum tiara that sparkles so bright nobody can stand to look at it! So I keep it in a hatbox."
Again: "Fabulous!"
..."And for Christmas, he bought me a fur coat that's so warm and fluffy that I can hardly carry it, it's so heavy, so I keep it in my closet until it gets really cold!"
"Fabulous!"
"So, what did your husband get for you?"
"Well, my husband arranged for me to go to Charm School."
"Charm School? What's that?"
"That's where I learned to say 'Fabulous!' instead of BULLSHIT!"
Fabulous! by Nikolai Peterson August 14, 2019
