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A word you decide to look up the definition of because you have nothing else to do.
The word figdig is not a real word.
figdig by Supernamo February 6, 2022
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FYGDI • fgdi • FYGD • fagdick • fagdiddy • fagdirk • figdick • figdig • fugdi • FYADIAF
Way to descripe the penis of a man who is cleary not well endowed. Very similar to "cocktailsausagedick" but give a better imagery with the colour and shrivelled appearance.
"You ain't coming anywhere mear me with that tiny figdick. You wanna fuck something, go find a keyhole"
figdick by Norville December 3, 2004
The traditional greeting of the Rintellites, this is an acronym. The last four letters stand for "Directly in the Mouth". Perhaps you can figure out the verb and the subject?
"How was your dqay at work, dear?"

"FYDITM!, sweetie!"

"Same as usual, eh?"

"FYDITM!"

"Ooooommm ..."
1. Common slang for the penis of man who, while claiming to be heterosexual, is clearly partial to other men.
2. A derogatory term for an Italian.
1. Taylor? The guy's totally got a fagdick, he's into men.
2. Mick? He's not Swedish, he's a fagdick, man!
fagdick by thelastmusicman April 3, 2008
-"You are such a fucking moron."

-"FYADIAF"
FYADIAF by Levan May 13, 2006
Stands for "Fuck You Go Die." Used in a variety of situations, always accompanied with a flip of the bird (that is, your middle finger) and a scowl. Often said between well-meaning friends for humor value, but can still be used in a hostile way.
Wow man, I can't believe you hooked up with my girl while I was out of town. FYGD!
FYGD by Ash The Heretic December 10, 2009
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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