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Fandicktion 

Other name for smut.
When two (or more) people have sex in a fanfiction and it’s described in details.
“Did you read that fandicktion?”
“Omg, yeah! That fandicktion was so good!”
Fandicktion by laughinlikeniall August 3, 2018
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1) A Person Who Knows How Too Much About Women But Is Not Gay.Usually From Their Body Language Or The Way The Speak , Choice Of Words Chosen.

E.g. Casanova , Playboy.

2) An Individual Who Used To Toy With Heats But Can Never Get A Serious Relationship When He/She Wanted One.
1) Girl 1 : " Omg ! You're With Him ? "

Girl 2 : " Yeah , He Knows How To Woo Everyone "

Girl 1 : " I sense he's A Fadick "

2) Dude : " Damn , whenever I want to get serious , i can never find the right one "

Chick : " Congrats , You're A Fadick "
Fadick by Bring_ December 9, 2009
Way to descripe the penis of a man who is cleary not well endowed. Very similar to "cocktailsausagedick" but give a better imagery with the colour and shrivelled appearance.
"You ain't coming anywhere mear me with that tiny figdick. You wanna fuck something, go find a keyhole"
figdick by Norville December 3, 2004
A dude whose dick isn't that long but its fat and thick as hell thats whats up!
man my boo got a fat ass dick that shit had me screaming last night!!!
fatdick by Sexy T. May 29, 2005

San Fagsicko 

And yet another word for San Francisco, the gay bay. See San Fagshitco and San Fransissyco.
If you are going to San Fagsicko, you'd better wear a butt protector there.
San Fagsicko by andy1 June 6, 2005

fadickface 

A 'man' whom is a liar, backstabbing friend, can't get laid, and royally shits bed in general.
A fadickface yells out of cars, "Get out of face, hoe!" whilst foaming at the mouth.
fadickface by b-rizzler August 20, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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