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Way to descripe the penis of a man who is cleary not well endowed. Very similar to "cocktailsausagedick" but give a better imagery with the colour and shrivelled appearance.

"You ain't coming anywhere mear me with that tiny figdick. You wanna fuck something, go find a keyhole"

figdick by Norville December 3, 2004

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Jiggle Figgick

Referring to very nice and appreciated jiggly physics in video games or animations without sounding too into it.

This new game man, you'll really love the Jiggle Figgicks, it's real smooth and noice.

Jiggle Figgick by The More Real Jam November 11, 2020

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fagdick

1. Common slang for the penis of man who, while claiming to be heterosexual, is clearly partial to other men.
2. A derogatory term for an Italian.

1. Taylor? The guy's totally got a fagdick, he's into men.
2. Mick? He's not Swedish, he's a fagdick, man!

fagdick by thelastmusicman April 3, 2008

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fildicking

The act of twiddling your dick amongst your thumbs for entertainment or shear pleasure.

Wes, quit fildicking around and get to work.

fildicking by boinkme April 2, 2013

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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