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Fuck her right in the pussy
Random command, usually uttered when it is completely irrelevant to the subject at hand.
The command is most commonly associated with a Northern Kentucky man named Fred, who looks like Billy Bob Thornton and Ted Nugent's Unabomber grandfather; a man who likes to impart his terse wisdom during local news interviews about trainwrecks, no fucks given.
The command is most commonly associated with a Northern Kentucky man named Fred, who looks like Billy Bob Thornton and Ted Nugent's Unabomber grandfather; a man who likes to impart his terse wisdom during local news interviews about trainwrecks, no fucks given.
BILLY: Gee whiz, Dad. I hope that Obamacare doesn't cause our health insurance premiums to go up!
DAD: Fuck her right in the pussy!
NEWS REPORTER: Sir, can you tell us more about the oil spill you witnessed?
JOE SIXPACK: I sure can! I was sitting on my front porch and fuck her right in the pussy!
WIFE: The Carters are having a barbecue on Saturday. Should we make potato salad or macaroni salad?
HUSBAND: Fuck her right in the pussy!
DAD: Fuck her right in the pussy!
NEWS REPORTER: Sir, can you tell us more about the oil spill you witnessed?
JOE SIXPACK: I sure can! I was sitting on my front porch and fuck her right in the pussy!
WIFE: The Carters are having a barbecue on Saturday. Should we make potato salad or macaroni salad?
HUSBAND: Fuck her right in the pussy!
Fuck her right in the pussy by Rainer Rose June 14, 2014
Fuck her speechless
Lisa talks almost continually except when I fuck her speechless.....but it only lasts for a few minutes.
Fuck her speechless by old one January 10, 2011
fuck her brains out
fuck her brains out by Atheer May 24, 2007
Fuck Her Right In The Pussy
This a very powerful sentence which may only be used after some has said something not related to any of the words in the sentnce
Fuck Her Right In The Pussy by fannyjammypunani August 15, 2014
fuck her twice
A casual expression or quip used only on the hottest of women, and stated only by a guy who obviously has no chance with said girl in a normal setting. The underlying meaning being that if some mediocre scrub actually scored with that hot of a chick, no one would believe it and therefore it wouldn't have happened even if it did
fuck her twice by Willis P Styles September 28, 2007
fuck her gently
tenacious d(jack black and kyle gass)rock song whick kicks ass along with tribute,kielbasa,and karatep.s. tenacious d rules
dude listen to this song its by tenacious d.This is a song for the ladies
But Fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right,to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say "Please..."
Sometimes you got to say "Hey..."
I'm gonna fuck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers"
And then you say "Wait a minute Sally"
"I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' team work!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I fuckin bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard. yo dat was fuckin awsome fuck her gently is the best.
But Fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right,to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say "Please..."
Sometimes you got to say "Hey..."
I'm gonna fuck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers"
And then you say "Wait a minute Sally"
"I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' team work!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I fuckin bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard. yo dat was fuckin awsome fuck her gently is the best.
fuck her gently by chazitup May 25, 2006
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