A school where tradition means massaging 'ol Bobby's
schlong, fingering
Eric til he queefs, and watching CP shoot everyone's
dogs. Cuz it's the Bearcat Way!
A school where tradition, "Do the right thing!" and vape addicts earn their high school diploma
-"So where did you graduate high school Micah?"
-"Well goddamn Pete, I went to Hendersonville
Fucking High School"
-"What was it like Big Mike?"
-"Shit Penis Pete, that motherfucker had 3 foot rats running around with some real cocksuckers running the school. When they weren'
t suspending me for going to Burger King or jumpin out the
windows, I was rippin some nic in the shitty
ass bathrooms with the 'ol comrades Andrew, Aaron,
Bryson, Casson, and a whole lotta dumb fucks that were feining for a buzz."
-"You were suspended?"
-"
Shit... I had over 100 days of ISS or OSS throughout those 4 fuckin years. They about made me a plaque with a golden desk in that motherfucker. I rolled in bitch like a fuckin joint