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What is a fucketh you may ask?
A fucketh is look to the greater distance, to capture the wild fucketh, and to present the wild fucketh. Sometimes you cannot capture a fucketh and that is okay because sometimes you cannot give that fucketh to someone. If you do give a fucketh and the reject you gift, they are simply saying to go fucketh yourself.
One simply must see to give the fucketh
Fucketh by QueenoftheUnderworld September 4, 2020
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Extreme diapointment or regret
My mom found all of our drugs
Fucketh
Fucketh by Zacharyeet December 3, 2018
Adj.) Low in quality:sub-standard

Vrb:)To get rid of, to destroy
Adj.) My drawings are fucketh

Vrb:) Fucketh the evidence
Fucketh by Zacharyeet December 3, 2018
Used when fuck is required in a question about something past tense
mom:“JESSICA, THOU FUCKETH THY TEACHER?” (JESSICA, DID YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR GODDAMN TEACHER?)
Jessica: mr Wilson?
Fucketh by Shoots1 February 4, 2022

Fucketh Thine Self 

To order or otherwise instruct an individual or group to engage in acts of masturbation, often giving them the freedom to decide upon the appropriate location to perform said acts (i.e. Living Room, Restroom, Wendy's, or a random corn field). It is often necessary to carry a stuffed llama under one's left arm in order for the target audience to understand the gravity of the situation.

Also known as: "Go Fuck Yourself: The King James Version"
Jackson: Marston, is that a sleeping bag up there on the roof of Castaway's?

Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson, it is.

Jackson: Are you gonna get up in there?

Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson. And I feel that perhaps I may vomit.

Jackson: Fucketh thine self!

Marston: Done. Carry on.
Fucketh Thine Self by czainsaw September 20, 2006

Fucketh tardeth 

Julia got Gucci shoes yet is stupid she is a fucketh tardeth
Fucketh tardeth by Cooldude123434 November 29, 2020

Go fucketh thyself 

The Shakespearean way of saying: "Go fuck yourself".
Andy: Yo, look man, it's the posh braggart.

(Shouting at the Shakespeare): "Yo! I fucked your mom yesterday!"
Shakespeare: Go fucketh thyself.
Go fucketh thyself by mikgriffen March 23, 2021
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