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Fuck You Blythe Masters

Coined by Turd Furguson on his widely followed precious metals blog - tfmetalsreport. It refers to Blythe Masters, the head of commodities at JP Morgan "JP Morgue", and so believed to be responsible for precious metals price suppression. The FUBM is a chart formation in which the price of silver takes a dip and then recovers strongly. The EE (Evil Empire) embodied by Ms Masters is thus thwarted in its sinister plan

The opposite of the FUBM is the FUTF (F U Turd Furguson), which happens when an EE raid takes place reversing the day's gains.
The Forces of Evil raided silver at precisely 8:20 EST, taking $0.11 out of the price in under a minute. As usual, they sat back and watched for five minutes and then struck again at 8:25, taking out another $0.11 in about 30 seconds. Not surprisingly, our BoS {Buyers of Size} seemed to be waiting to counter-attack and silver has since rebounded. Here's a pretty little picture of another, beautiful FUBM formation
by TG AG April 11, 2011
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Fuck You Blow Me - used in the intent to show hatred and anger toward another person.
fubm is an acronym used with anger and hate.
by k0r3 September 30, 2006
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Pronouced "Foobum"
An acronym which stands for FAT UGLY BALD MAN. Does not have to be male. Describes an attention seeking whore, who overreacts to everything. They must have a shaved head, complain about weight, and bitch at life. They have a mental condition in which they enjoy their friends being depressed and are understimulated by happiness. Attention keeps these FUBMs alive. Ignore them and they might kill themselves.
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1: Hey, look at that FUBM over there. She says she's been hurt. By what? Nobody knows.
FUBM: I'VE BEEN HURT BY IMAGINARY PROBLEMS! NOW I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!!!!!!! *robs bank*
WHAT AM I GOING TO SPEND THIS MONEY ON?! OH I KNOW! FOOD AND RAZORS!!!!!
*clap clap*
by FUBM Killerzz August 11, 2008
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fuck your bitch motherfucker. A word that came out of anger towards someone's boyfriend.
F-fuck U-your B-bitch M-motherfucker FUBM
by Fubm November 02, 2006
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