1 definition by FUBM Killerzz
Pronouced "Foobum"
An acronym which stands for FAT UGLY BALD MAN. Does not have to be male. Describes an attention seeking whore, who overreacts to everything. They must have a shaved head, complain about weight, and bitch at life. They have a mental condition in which they enjoy their friends being depressed and are understimulated by happiness. Attention keeps these FUBMs alive. Ignore them and they might kill themselves.
An acronym which stands for FAT UGLY BALD MAN. Does not have to be male. Describes an attention seeking whore, who overreacts to everything. They must have a shaved head, complain about weight, and bitch at life. They have a mental condition in which they enjoy their friends being depressed and are understimulated by happiness. Attention keeps these FUBMs alive. Ignore them and they might kill themselves.
Brittany Dry
1: Hey, look at that FUBM over there. She says she's been hurt. By what? Nobody knows.
FUBM: I'VE BEEN HURT BY IMAGINARY PROBLEMS! NOW I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!!!!!!! *robs bank*
WHAT AM I GOING TO SPEND THIS MONEY ON?! OH I KNOW! FOOD AND RAZORS!!!!!
*clap clap*
1: Hey, look at that FUBM over there. She says she's been hurt. By what? Nobody knows.
FUBM: I'VE BEEN HURT BY IMAGINARY PROBLEMS! NOW I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!!!!!!! *robs bank*
WHAT AM I GOING TO SPEND THIS MONEY ON?! OH I KNOW! FOOD AND RAZORS!!!!!
*clap clap*
by FUBM Killerzz August 11, 2008