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fat suck job! first discovered in the fertile crescent of lake forest by a man named cheeks. who was formerly known as The Pope Buttcheeks I.
"dan got an fsj at the mr. lehigh event and continued to skeet all over the crowd and the competition throughout the event."
fsj by Justy D May 18, 2007
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Fat Spastic Jogger - a phrase coined in the early twenty first century to describe people that try to be 'runners' but aren't very good at running, in fact, they're rubbish at running. They also tend to be overweight when compared to real runners - who are skinny. FSJs also have poor running form and style, hence: spastic.
Jimmy is a real FSJ. He thinks he's good, but really he's a fat spastic jogger.
FSJ by Mr FSJ February 19, 2018
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Fuck Shit Jesus.

From the movie "Lucky Number Slevin"

"Fuck. Shit. Jesus."
"Fuck, shit, Jesus is right."
FSJ, that is fucked up!
FSJ by JoeKewle September 30, 2019
A wierd picture that can be changed to be anything. it can also be found on 4chan
the fsjal is a meme that originated on 4chan.
FSJAL by 1337h4x0r1337 February 27, 2010

fsjlanjgvfj 

when typed during an online instant messenger session, used by the typer to describe feelings of frustration, anger, confusion, hyperactivity, etc.
1st person: "I hate you"
2nd person: "fjdskhfdjsh"
fsjlanjgvfj by Iwantahaveurbaby March 16, 2003

fsjlanjgvfj 

Little known swedish word meaning 'pink, fluffy sausage'
Nu finns nya rapporter och fsjlanjgvfj
fsjlanjgvfj by robcraine March 23, 2004

Fsjseminarunlust 

The unhappy feeling you get before heading off to your FSJ seminar.
My Fsjseminarunlust is really hitting me hard right now.
Fsjseminarunlust by JoKa22 July 26, 2020
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