Fat Spastic Jogger - a phrase coined in the early twenty first century to describe people that try to be 'runners' but aren't very good at running, in fact, they're rubbish at running. They also tend to be overweight when compared to real runners - who are skinny. FSJs also have poor running form and style, hence: spastic.
Jimmy is a real FSJ. He thinks he's good, but really he's a fat spastic jogger.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.