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fat suck job! first discovered in the fertile crescent of lake forest by a man named cheeks. who was formerly known as The Pope Buttcheeks I.
"dan got an fsj at the mr. lehigh event and continued to skeet all over the crowd and the competition throughout the event."
fsj by Justy D May 18, 2007
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Fat Spastic Jogger - a phrase coined in the early twenty first century to describe people that try to be 'runners' but aren't very good at running, in fact, they're rubbish at running. They also tend to be overweight when compared to real runners - who are skinny. FSJs also have poor running form and style, hence: spastic.
Jimmy is a real FSJ. He thinks he's good, but really he's a fat spastic jogger.
FSJ by Mr FSJ February 19, 2018
Related Words
Fuck Shit Jesus.

From the movie "Lucky Number Slevin"

"Fuck. Shit. Jesus."
"Fuck, shit, Jesus is right."
FSJ, that is fucked up!
FSJ by JoeKewle September 30, 2019
A wierd picture that can be changed to be anything. it can also be found on 4chan
the fsjal is a meme that originated on 4chan.
FSJAL by 1337h4x0r1337 February 27, 2010

fsjlanjgvfj 

when typed during an online instant messenger session, used by the typer to describe feelings of frustration, anger, confusion, hyperactivity, etc.
1st person: "I hate you"
2nd person: "fjdskhfdjsh"
fsjlanjgvfj by Iwantahaveurbaby March 16, 2003

fsjlanjgvfj 

Little known swedish word meaning 'pink, fluffy sausage'
Nu finns nya rapporter och fsjlanjgvfj
fsjlanjgvfj by robcraine March 23, 2004

Fsjseminarunlust 

The unhappy feeling you get before heading off to your FSJ seminar.
My Fsjseminarunlust is really hitting me hard right now.
Fsjseminarunlust by JoKa22 July 26, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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