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FREE WIFI 

GET WIFI ANYWHERE YOU GO!
wanna have free wifi? then go to lumeo .co SCAM
FREE WIFI by Not_Ceehny December 20, 2020

Free wifi 

A kind of wifi that helps fuck and lag ur device and eventually sucks the network.
Teacher leaves the meeting due to wifi connection problem

Teacher joins the chat
Also teacher: Seems like Zoom is not stable enough
Me: STOP USING THE FREE WIFI IN THE RESTAURANT

IT IS A PIECE OF SH1T
Free wifi by Ur gae mom October 29, 2021

get free wifi anywhere you go 

when u can get free wifi anywhere u go, often followed up by a ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.
Markass Brownley: Ayy John! i just found a new way to get free wifi anywhere you go!
John: No way bro!! ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

Free Public Wifi 

A bastard of a "wifi spot" that shows up in airports and pretends that it'll let you onto the internet. Don't use it, as you may just help it spread.
I clicked on Free Public Wifi while waiting in Atlanta. I was disappointed when only two of the words in its title were true.

freewifim8 

An asshole who only cares about warrior cats, in face he said he wasn’t someone’s friend cuz his friend said he didn’t know what warrior cats was
If I ever see freewifim8 irl I will whack him with my super Mario bros movie poster

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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