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FREE WIFI 

GET WIFI ANYWHERE YOU GO!
wanna have free wifi? then go to lumeo .co SCAM
FREE WIFI by Not_Ceehny December 20, 2020

Free wifi 

A kind of wifi that helps fuck and lag ur device and eventually sucks the network.
Teacher leaves the meeting due to wifi connection problem

Teacher joins the chat
Also teacher: Seems like Zoom is not stable enough
Me: STOP USING THE FREE WIFI IN THE RESTAURANT

IT IS A PIECE OF SH1T
Free wifi by Ur gae mom October 29, 2021

get free wifi anywhere you go 

when u can get free wifi anywhere u go, often followed up by a ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.
Markass Brownley: Ayy John! i just found a new way to get free wifi anywhere you go!
John: No way bro!! ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

Free Public Wifi 

A bastard of a "wifi spot" that shows up in airports and pretends that it'll let you onto the internet. Don't use it, as you may just help it spread.
I clicked on Free Public Wifi while waiting in Atlanta. I was disappointed when only two of the words in its title were true.

freewifim8 

An asshole who only cares about warrior cats, in face he said he wasn’t someone’s friend cuz his friend said he didn’t know what warrior cats was
If I ever see freewifim8 irl I will whack him with my super Mario bros movie poster
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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