free wifi

A code name for drugs. Mainly used in schools so teachers don't get suspicious of drug use.

"Want some free wifi"

"Yo hit me up with some free wifi"

by K.brot February 27, 2014

FREE WIFI

GET WIFI ANYWHERE YOU GO!

wanna have free wifi? then go to lumeo .co SCAM

by Not_Ceehny December 21, 2020

get free wifi anywhere you go

when u can get free wifi anywhere u go, often followed up by a ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.

Markass Brownley: Ayy John! i just found a new way to get free wifi anywhere you go!
John: No way bro!! ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

by corosite November 19, 2020

Free Public Wifi

A bastard of a "wifi spot" that shows up in airports and pretends that it'll let you onto the internet. Don't use it, as you may just help it spread.

I clicked on Free Public Wifi while waiting in Atlanta. I was disappointed when only two of the words in its title were true.

by pleaseletmeusethisname August 14, 2011

Free wifi

A kind of wifi that helps fuck and lag ur device and eventually sucks the network.

Teacher leaves the meeting due to wifi connection problem

Teacher joins the chat
Also teacher: Seems like Zoom is not stable enough
Me: STOP USING THE FREE WIFI IN THE RESTAURANT

IT IS A PIECE OF SH1T

by Ur gae mom October 29, 2021