foolishness
"stop your foolishness"
foolishness by matt January 1, 2005
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foolishness by NLU September 23, 2005
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Theory of Maximum Foolishness
Murphy's Law is a subset of the Theory of Maximum Foolishness. ML says "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." Often, that is true. However, the TOMF says that if something can go RIGHT that would make you look MORE foolish, then that is what will happen.
For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.
The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.
For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.
The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.
Theory of Maximum Foolishness by Two Hep Cats October 16, 2009
blame foolishness
Example 1:
Susan: Let's go to the cinema to watch 'P.S. I love you'.
Kevin: That's just blame foolishness
Example 2:
"You don't have to get up, mornings, and you don't have to go to school, and wash, and all that blame foolishness."
Susan: Let's go to the cinema to watch 'P.S. I love you'.
Kevin: That's just blame foolishness
Example 2:
"You don't have to get up, mornings, and you don't have to go to school, and wash, and all that blame foolishness."
blame foolishness by Kevin Redrobe June 23, 2008
Black Foolishness
The opposite of Black Excellence;
The act of complete and utter foolishness committed abusing black culture to be a fool.
The act of complete and utter foolishness committed abusing black culture to be a fool.
Poster: "Looking for my lost dawg. He responds to Dawg, Jaquan, or simply just Yo. Tryna find my dawg, cuh. Five dollar reward."
Onlooker: "What is this black foolishness?"
Onlooker: "What is this black foolishness?"
Black Foolishness by BiblioShrèque May 30, 2018
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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