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If a group of postmen had a very pixelated trauma, overdosed on grains, then started their own football club, you'd get the fukfc.

The postmen that can fly like borbs, get nerfed like elves, get stubbed like Chris' toes, get punched hard like Rocky could, and still be left standing. They are the ultimate human specimen.
Pete: I heard you were in a fight.
Conn: It's true. I showed him I could be a real fukfc.
Pete: Never doubted you for a second.
fukfc by ok rard May 29, 2018
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god himself
die toad lmao joy cat, you are nothing compared to fukfc
fukfc by teemo main228 April 8, 2018
Short for Fuckface. Used as an insult or nickname. Usually used in on the internet as its shorter and easily passes through spamfilters.
Hey, did you message fkfc yet? That guy's a total buckethead.
fkfc by Milosonator January 2, 2021

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026