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If a group of postmen had a very pixelated trauma, overdosed on grains, then started their own football club, you'd get the fukfc.

The postmen that can fly like borbs, get nerfed like elves, get stubbed like Chris' toes, get punched hard like Rocky could, and still be left standing. They are the ultimate human specimen.
Pete: I heard you were in a fight.
Conn: It's true. I showed him I could be a real fukfc.
Pete: Never doubted you for a second.
fukfc by ok rard May 29, 2018
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FNKFC • fukfc • fkfc
god himself
die toad lmao joy cat, you are nothing compared to fukfc
fukfc by teemo main228 April 8, 2018
Short for Fuckface. Used as an insult or nickname. Usually used in on the internet as its shorter and easily passes through spamfilters.
Hey, did you message fkfc yet? That guy's a total buckethead.
fkfc by Milosonator January 2, 2021
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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