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If a group of postmen had a very pixelated trauma, overdosed on grains, then started their own football club, you'd get the fukfc.

The postmen that can fly like borbs, get nerfed like elves, get stubbed like Chris' toes, get punched hard like Rocky could, and still be left standing. They are the ultimate human specimen.
Pete: I heard you were in a fight.
Conn: It's true. I showed him I could be a real fukfc.
Pete: Never doubted you for a second.
fukfc by ok rard May 29, 2018
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god himself
die toad lmao joy cat, you are nothing compared to fukfc
fukfc by teemo main228 April 8, 2018
Short for Fuckface. Used as an insult or nickname. Usually used in on the internet as its shorter and easily passes through spamfilters.
Hey, did you message fkfc yet? That guy's a total buckethead.
fkfc by Milosonator January 2, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026