FMLITA

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Fuck My Life In The Ass. Pronounced 'eff-em-leeta'. A twist on the ever so popular FML.

Last night I had to sleep outside in freezing temperatures out in the middle of no where. Fmlita.

FMLITA by fmlita89 July 31, 2009

Words you can keep

FMLITA

Fuck My Life In The Ass.

A welcomed addition to fml, FMLITA brings fml to a whole nother level of suck-ness.

I just had a major nosebleed infront of that hot chick...FMLITA!

FMLITA by yllwsnow July 3, 2009

Related Words

FMLITA • fmlitatb • FMLITAWABBC • Fmlitawado • FMITA • Felita • flitarded • fmitaacmd • fmitacilj • fmitah

Fmitabilj

FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS

Plz Fmitabilj

Fmitabilj by Lmp and Fmitabilj June 21, 2016

FMITA

Fuck me in the ass

Sarah: My mom won't let me go tonight! FMITA!

FMITA by br00k3 June 11, 2015

felitaur

Like a centaur, but instead of a horse's body, this fantasy creature has a feline body.

A felitaur is limber, like a cat.

felitaur by ayame28 December 3, 2006

FMITAT

Acronym for "fuck me in the ass tonight"

Joe: FMITAT
Pam: K. My place at 10?

FMITAT by your depression June 13, 2020

FMITA

The single most effective phrase to express utter defeat and domination by a thing or a person that you deem significantly less important than yourself.

It is an acronym for "F*ck Me In The Ass." It is not a wishful request but a forceful demand for fierce buttsex. Its masochistic connotations imply that you wouldn't really be asking for it unless you were feeling extremely ashamed of said ownage.

1)
I passed out before I got the chance to superman that ho. FMITA.

2)
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FMITA by xtickledpinkx March 17, 2008

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

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yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

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dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

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