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Fuck My Life In The Ass.

A welcomed addition to fml, FMLITA brings fml to a whole nother level of suck-ness.
I just had a major nosebleed infront of that hot chick...FMLITA!
FMLITA by yllwsnow July 3, 2009
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Fmitabilj 

FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS
Plz Fmitabilj
Fuck me in the ass
Sarah: My mom won't let me go tonight! FMITA!
FMITA by br00k3 June 11, 2015
Like a centaur, but instead of a horse's body, this fantasy creature has a feline body.
A felitaur is limber, like a cat.
felitaur by ayame28 December 3, 2006
Acronym for "fuck me in the ass tonight"
Joe: FMITAT
Pam: K. My place at 10?
FMITAT by your depression June 13, 2020
The single most effective phrase to express utter defeat and domination by a thing or a person that you deem significantly less important than yourself.

It is an acronym for "F*ck Me In The Ass." It is not a wishful request but a forceful demand for fierce buttsex. Its masochistic connotations imply that you wouldn't really be asking for it unless you were feeling extremely ashamed of said ownage.
1)
I passed out before I got the chance to superman that ho. FMITA.

2)
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FMITA by xtickledpinkx March 17, 2008
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