FLODING

Pronounced flow-ding. When you flirt but in code, so you can do it in front of people but they don’t realise. Secret flirting.

Oh my god, I was floding with James so much at work today!

by Ausley Fly September 12, 2018

flode

a flode is a pencil like penile compostion (i.e. very long and not very thick cock)

'I didn't feel a thing, must have been a flode'

by Dougal Anderson February 4, 2006

flode

A flat chode. An offshoot of the chodal genus, the flode is even wider in girth and and shorter in height than it's tunacanesque cousin. It is also known by the abrasive term of 'pancake willy'. Very sexy.

Ever since that unfortunate incident with the meat tenderizer, our Zachary's already tunacan-shaped member has been flode-like in appearence.

Hah,that pancake totally looks like Albert's flode, dude!!

by Captain Innuendo. January 21, 2005

Flode

A dick in the shape of a paper in landscape

Damn! Constantin fucking his Xbox with his Flode!

by Atlas356432 May 8, 2018

floding

Failing to spell a word or words correctly.

I kept floding the word silhouette and spelled it s-i-l-o-e-t instead.

by Buloffinose Jones January 22, 2018