FLERPM 

Acronym for {The False Left Right Paradigm}

I was listening to NPR today and the news coverage about the Iraqi war reminded me that the network is more flerpm than Journalism

FLERPM by videbamur January 14, 2009

Flermin 

A more appropriate term for the slack-jawed mental midgets that failed all science classes so hard that they believe is an idea debunked over 2000 years ago that the planet we live on is flat!

Flermin wanna believe in something opposite to the fucking photographic evidence we have since the 60s, they should be sterilized

Flermin by zerocool6687 April 19, 2018

FLERMIN 

Someone of the flat earth persuasion.

These people are nothing but Flermin.

FLERMIN by Broad Earth December 8, 2016

Flerping

an act of sounding like an alien.

Sarah was making a flerping noise at her cousin.

Flerping by Nemo Star April 3, 2019

de flerp 

what the hell!!!

what de flerp are you doing

de flerp by mark lasberg November 24, 2011

flerp 

the sound made by a googly-eyed, short, stubby cartoon penguin makes when it does a backflip.

for example:
:::flerp!:::

flerp by maei October 3, 2006

Flerp 

A flerp is the word used to greet someone and leave them bemused as to what you just meant.

<to jodi> Flerp
<from jodi> what does that mean
<to jodi> nothing really

5 mins later jodi updates FB status to... "What does flerp mean"

HA

Flerp by Gorgeousal2410 June 20, 2010