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fardnogger

1. Drunken slur of the word 'fartknocker.'
2. A twit or silly person
3. A person who is being difficult
4. Someone who 'nogs' 'fards'(see definition - 'nog')
Sally called Steve a fardnogger after he drank the last beer.
fardnogger by Joey Clamz August 14, 2008

fardnite 

the biggest sussy gaem on the platforem!!11!1!!1
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
¨th1s is the big sussie gaem i told u abot, fardnite¨
fardnite by Bloxifier May 20, 2022
*The name Fordney is a very heartfelt and wholesome name. If you are lucky enough to have this name, you deserve to be praised as a god.

*The 1990 Fordney Revolution is where a mass Fordney population death event commenced and they were all brought back to life. The most prominent Fordney is Daniel Fordney, a math teacher.

*The average Fordney in 1985 died at the age 98, but was only 31 in 1990, which led to the coveted Fordney Revolution.
'Daniel Fordney was born in 1990'
Fordney by Dezzzinator February 10, 2022

fordnication 

The feeling you get when you've been apologized to by a politician, yet you feel like they've just said, "Go fuck yourself!"
When a mayor of a city, let's say of the size of Toronto, Ontario, Canada, makes an apology that leaves you with the feeling that they just didn't mean it and were telling you where to go is fordnication.

1990 Fordney Revolution 

The 1990 Fordney Revolution was a very important time for the Fordney Family Tree. In 1985, the average Fordney died at the age of 98, but in 1990 it was only the low age of 31. These were hard times, but since so many Fordnies died at such a young age, many of them were all resurrected. The resurrection ended up resurrecting one of, if not, THE most important Fordney. Daniel Fordney. He is a Math teacher in a near Chicago Suburb, and is one of the Gods in Mahallism. You’re welcome for exposing you to these two MEGA important subjects.
Daniel Fordney was born during the 1990 Fordney Revolution.

FordNissanChevy 

FordNissanChevy (Tommy S.) is known on youtube as a director of mechanical videos and random entertainment. He is a fan of heavy metal and a big fan of Ford. He lives in Michigan and is currently driving a 2004 Nissan Sentra. He plans to buy a Ford Ranger as his first car. He is formally known on youtube originally as XM177FULLAUTO and XM15TACTICALRIFLE. He is a cool and entertaining guy, and his videos are worth watching.
FordNissanChevy: yeah it was nice to see that Ford does listen to its customers for ideas.
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