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FIRLANDO 

He is a normal guy who stays to himself and opens up to almost no one. Something like a brick wall with no cracks in it . Don’t be fooled just because he’s quite dosent mean he’s never paying attention or stupid. He’s very observant and reactive with his surroundings always alert and has no problem tell u whats on his mind. Trust is everything to him and you break it it’s over unless your an angel good luck getting it back. At the end of the day he nows how to have a good time and party hard like everyone else. With being quiet, fine, and fun he’s wrapped up to be the perfect guy for a certain girl .
Look it’s Firlando walking with his friends.
FIRLANDO by Alshhshsus November 22, 2021
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The Church of Firnando 

"We are the church of Firnando, here is our tale. We formed when our High Priest happened upon our God, our Holy Lord Split in Twain, the Cleaved One, the pinnacle of rubber duck physique, FIRNANDO. We began our journey when we were deceived by the infamous Betrayer. Since then we have evolved towards our goal of world acceptance. We act in Firnando's name to create a world of acceptance"- Presumed DJ Liam, council member

The Church of Firnando is the only Firnandowist worshipping center in the world, as of November 2020. Firnandowists praise the lord Firnando the cleaved one, a rubber duck split in twain who arose from the depths of a sacred claw machine. Their holy book, The Firnandonomicon, consists of eleven commandments, tales of Lord Firnando, and a number of psalms (composed by "Presumed DJ Liam"). You can read more about The Church of Firnando on their wix-cite that goes by the same name.
High Preist: "Ever been dead inside? join the Church of Firnando, and either become happy or die a human sacrifice! either way, you won't be sad anymore!"
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He is a normal guy who stays to himself and opens up to almost no one. Something like a brick wall with no cracks in it . Don’t be fooled just because he’s quite dosent mean he’s never paying attention or stupid. He’s very observant and reactive with his surroundings always alert and has no problem tell u whats on his mind. Trust is everything to him and you break it it’s over unless your an angel good luck getting it back. At the end of the day he nows how to have a good time and party hard like everyone else. With being quiet, fine, and fun he’s wrapped up to be the perfect guy for a certain girl .
Look it’s Ferlando walking with his friends.
Ferlando by 😇😘 June 8, 2018
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