"hey Abe, lets tie our penises together and call it a floppsydoodle!!"

"when we woke up after that crazy night, Abe and I had a major floppsydoodle!"

floppsydoodle by howie bruno December 31, 2007

Related Words

Folpps • floppsydoodle • floppsy pooser • folapse • fompps • folp

FOLps

literally: fat outer lips. this refers to obese labia majora or, in extreme cases, labia minora. this condition can lead to vaginal convulsions and severe incidents of camel toe

it looked like she had a nice juicy butt, but when she revealed the two swollen FOLps between her legs, my boner was instantly lost.

oprah's FOLps clapped together like the fins of a majestic blue whale as she expelled a huge blast of noxious gas from her dimpled black ass

FOLps by cimg November 14, 2007

floppsy pooser

Can be used to define many things. Can be used to describe anything from what you did last night or what kind of boss you have. If it's doing something it would become floppsy poosing.

hey what's up with that guy? he looks like a huge floppsy pooser.

Hey so I heard you were floppsy poosing last night?

Schnitelgruber floppsy pooser.

floppsy pooser by Will Worthing December 4, 2007

folapse

Folapse is the combination of Fold and collapse. Would be used when folding and collapsing at the same time, not one or the other.

To folapse a clothes horse. To folapse an inflatable sofa or air bed. To folapse a tent or table and chair etc.

folapse by Softlad January 30, 2018

fompps

The combination of cold breakfast cereal with yogurt instead of milk.

Would you like your cheerios with milk or would you rather have fompps?

fompps by Doc F February 26, 2018

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026