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The most moderate form includes "poking" yourself.

Daryl: "What did you do last night?"
Swedy: "I just stayed home and fbjo'd"

fbjo by McNaughton March 18, 2008

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fbjo

The process of beating your dick like it owes you money to the entertainment of the famous website Facebook.

Obstacle: eh claff what the hell are you doing.

Claff: MAN SHUT THE DOOR i'm FBJOing

fbjo by taleco September 26, 2008

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FBJO

Whacking off while looking at people's facebook's photos. (FaceBook Jack Off)

Guy 1: Dude! Why weren't you gaming last night?

Guy 2: Oh sorry, yeah I had a FBJO on the one girl from Algebra II.

Guy 1: Atta babe!

FBJO by Uncle_Meaty February 26, 2011

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Facebook Jack Off

eh did you see that facebook pic of that girl i FBJO'D to her

fbjo by jiggywhiggy November 1, 2008

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When you slam your head on the keyboard

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fbjorday

When the length and width of an inlet (body of water) are exactly equal. A combination of "fjord" (a body of water in which the length exceeds the width) and a bay (a body of water where the width exceeds its length).

The town lined the edge of the fbjorday.

fbjorday by SKYTURTLE April 5, 2022

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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