FBJO

Whacking off while looking at people's facebook's photos. (FaceBook Jack Off)
Guy 1: Dude! Why weren't you gaming last night?

Guy 2: Oh sorry, yeah I had a FBJO on the one girl from Algebra II.

Guy 1: Atta babe!
by Uncle_Meaty February 26, 2011
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fbjo

FB + JO
The most moderate form includes "poking" yourself.
Daryl: "What did you do last night?"
Swedy: "I just stayed home and fbjo'd"
by McNaughton March 18, 2008
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fbjo

The process of beating your dick like it owes you money to the entertainment of the famous website Facebook.
Obstacle: eh claff what the hell are you doing.

Claff: MAN SHUT THE DOOR i'm FBJOing
by taleco September 26, 2008
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fbjo

Facebook Jack Off
eh did you see that facebook pic of that girl i FBJO'D to her
by jiggywhiggy November 01, 2008
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When you slam your head on the keyboard
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