fbjo

FB + JO
The most moderate form includes "poking" yourself.

Daryl: "What did you do last night?"
Swedy: "I just stayed home and fbjo'd"

by McNaughton March 19, 2008

fbjo

The process of beating your dick like it owes you money to the entertainment of the famous website Facebook.

Obstacle: eh claff what the hell are you doing.

Claff: MAN SHUT THE DOOR i'm FBJOing

by taleco August 2, 2008

fbjo

Facebook Jack Off

eh did you see that facebook pic of that girl i FBJO'D to her

by jiggywhiggy September 20, 2008

FBJO

Whacking off while looking at people's facebook's photos. (FaceBook Jack Off)

Guy 1: Dude! Why weren't you gaming last night?

Guy 2: Oh sorry, yeah I had a FBJO on the one girl from Algebra II.

Guy 1: Atta babe!

by Uncle_Meaty February 8, 2011

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When you slam your head on the keyboard

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by ༼つ ◕_◕ ༽つ May 20, 2021