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The process of beating your dick like it owes you money to the entertainment of the famous website Facebook.
Obstacle: eh claff what the hell are you doing.

Claff: MAN SHUT THE DOOR i'm FBJOing
fbjo by taleco September 26, 2008
Whacking off while looking at people's facebook's photos. (FaceBook Jack Off)
Guy 1: Dude! Why weren't you gaming last night?

Guy 2: Oh sorry, yeah I had a FBJO on the one girl from Algebra II.

Guy 1: Atta babe!
FBJO by Uncle_Meaty February 26, 2011
Facebook Jack Off
eh did you see that facebook pic of that girl i FBJO'D to her
fbjo by jiggywhiggy November 1, 2008

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When you slam your head on the keyboard
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fbjorday 

When the length and width of an inlet (body of water) are exactly equal. A combination of "fjord" (a body of water in which the length exceeds the width) and a bay (a body of water where the width exceeds its length).
The town lined the edge of the fbjorday.
fbjorday by SKYTURTLE April 5, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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