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The process of beating your dick like it owes you money to the entertainment of the famous website Facebook.
Obstacle: eh claff what the hell are you doing.

Claff: MAN SHUT THE DOOR i'm FBJOing
fbjo by taleco September 26, 2008
Whacking off while looking at people's facebook's photos. (FaceBook Jack Off)
Guy 1: Dude! Why weren't you gaming last night?

Guy 2: Oh sorry, yeah I had a FBJO on the one girl from Algebra II.

Guy 1: Atta babe!
FBJO by Uncle_Meaty February 26, 2011
Facebook Jack Off
eh did you see that facebook pic of that girl i FBJO'D to her
fbjo by jiggywhiggy November 1, 2008

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When you slam your head on the keyboard
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fbjorday 

When the length and width of an inlet (body of water) are exactly equal. A combination of "fjord" (a body of water in which the length exceeds the width) and a bay (a body of water where the width exceeds its length).
The town lined the edge of the fbjorday.
fbjorday by SKYTURTLE April 5, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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