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When someone does/says something stupid or messes up at something to the point you can only make fun of them.
John-“I can’t believe I missed the catch”.

Bryan- “Face on”.
face on by anonymous March 4, 2021
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When someone does/says something stupid or messes up at something to the point you can only make fun of them.
John-“I can’t believe I missed the catch”.

Bryan- “Face on”.
face on by anonymous March 4, 2021

face on a stick 

A girl with a pretty face, who is devoid of all traces of boobs or womanly shapes as a consequence of self starvation.
- Damn, did you watch that Top Model show last night? There are some fine chicks in there.

- Sure, if you like a face on a stick. No bone gnawing for me, thanks.
face on a stick by Dr Heelhook July 29, 2010

face-on-face 

When a boy becomes a man, and his face becomes bloated. Similiar to getting the "man-body". Almost as if his face is sitting on top of another face. Like a double chin.
Wow! Did you see David? He's totally got face-on-face. He must be partying way too much these days.
face-on-face by L. King May 23, 2006

Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes 

Atlantic-Canadian slang phrase, means somebody is ugly.
"Look at that girl, man."
"Yeah, face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes."

got face on 

Pissed off/angry with someone.
(a Sheffield UK expression)
"Forgot to get our lass a breadcake from the chippy, and now she's got face on wi me"
got face on by Letskiosk January 25, 2014

put my face on 

to apply make-up to the face. to get "dolled up."
I'm going to put my face on before the big party tonight.
put my face on by dumbpanda March 10, 2008
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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